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(I got bored during class, so there is a special something for you guys)
"Hello, may I take your orders" A lady asked, "uhm.... I'd like a strawberry lemonade..." Gundham mumured, "great, and you?" She turned to Souda,
"Uh... I guess I'll have a Lemonade.." Souda grinned at her, but before she left the table, she winked at someone...
She winked at Gundham...
"Excuse me, ma'am, he's my boyfriend" Souda grunted, grabbing Gundhsmd hand, "... Oh? I'm sooo sorry!" She said sarcastically.
(They were sitting next to each other)
"Shut the fuck up you bi-" Kazuichi was interuppted by Gundham pulling Kazuichi onto his lap, kissing him on the lips, leaving an unsatisfied Waitress, so she left their table.
"Ah... Y-You actually kissed me?" He stuttered, "Mhm"
"... Oh gosh, a hot guy actually kissed me" Souda mumured, touching his lips, a smile appearing on his face.
"Damn Gundham, your one good kisser ya know, give me another one" Kazuichi giggled, leaning close to Gundham.
"K-Kazuichi, back up-" Gundham mumured,pushing Kazuichi off of him, blush appearing on his face.
"Please, just kiss me one more time" Souda smiled, crawling back onto Tanaka's lap, lifting his head up.
"Kazuichi, s-stop, not right now..."
"Sorry, I made you uncomfortable, didn't I? Maannnn!! I always do that!!"
Souda apologized.
"It's fine..." Gundham mumured, his face turning a bright red.
"Your drinks are here..." The lady grunted, shoving the drinks onto the table.
"Shut up you homophobic bitch, maybe if you fixed your damn attitude, you would've had a boyfriend, or maybe even a better job" Kazuichi smirked.
"Kazuichi, not n-" "Well, maybe I didn't even like him, he's emo and ugly, his hair is weird, and-"
"Shut up! Shut up! Don't insult Gundham like that! I'll burn you alive you bitch!" Kazuichi shouted, getting up from his seat, until someone tapped his shoulder.
"Excuse me sir... Please keep your voice down..." The manager said.
"I would keep my voice down if she fixes her attitude!" Souda shouted.
"..." Gundham stared at Kazuichi in disappointment, "... My Love, Please calm down..." Tanaka said, going along with their fake relationship.
"... When we get home, I will make you your favorite dinner, just please calm down..." Tanaka chuckled softly, he slowly walked towards Kazuichi and kissed his forehead, "I apologize for this dismay we have caused, my dark consort is rather... Stubborn..." Gundham said with a small smile, kissing Kazuichi for head again.
"Now Now Kazuichi, I will not give you what you desire if you don't calm down, this is a restaurant we're in, keep your voice down" Gundham whispered in Kazuichi's ear as he started to lick it a bit.
"H-Hey, stop that..." He mumured.
Kazuichi looked up at the lady and glared at her.
"She's the one who-"
"Kazuichi, I know what she did was wrong, but we will be kicked out if you have a complaint one more time" Tanaka sighed, wrapping his arms around the pinkett.
"Okay..."
--once they left--
"Bro! I can't believe they actually thought we were dating! Out acting skills are off the chart!" Souda chuckled
Though Kazuichi thought it was all an act, what Gundham did was actually meaningful, he's in love with the other boy...
