The Rant Book

R6 Crushes Part II

I have the unique talent of being able to trip on virtually flat surfaces. And over thin air no less.

So today I managed to trip up the stairs. (Yes, up the stairs. You heard me right. I was walking to the class when I fell and then saved it with a eye catching pose. Meaning everyone stopped and stared at me as I looked really awkward. I mean, I looked fabulous. Just fabulous. I had a fun day today)

Before the stair incident, me and my friends were talking about crushes. Before you jump to conclusions, no. Just no. I don't have a crush on someone who's "3D" in the words of a classmate.

Anywho, apparently we have a new boy in our class. So obviously I wasn't interested. A friend of mine was asking around about him so I teased her a little but nothing big. In fact, I would've forgotten his existence if not for the very next day.

I ended up arriving to school early, something I loathe with a burning passion, so I started talking with a friend I dont see often during school.

He tells me that the new guy is a basket ball player he used to train with when my friend actually, I don't know, did sports. So now I am interested and for one reason and one reason alone.

Kuroko no Basuke.

(For those of you who don't know what Kuroko no Basuke is, allow me to enlighten you. It's basically an anime about basketball players who have special powers or whatever. But it was probably the only reason I actually participated in PE last year. Anime is usually the only reason I ever do anything.)

So I asked my friend what he looks like.

My friend replies,

"He's a white person."

Me,

"What colour is his hair?"

Friend,

"He's got white person hair."

Well that was enlightening. Truly inspirational and descriptive.

So obviously I started asking around about this guy and the girls in my class now think I've got a crush on him. (We have segregated classes at school. Boys in one class and girls in an other)

Oh, how boring it must be in their funny little minds.

They use my non existent love life for entertainment. Oh, bless them.

So today when I was going up the stairs, I asked them who they thought I had a crush on and I made a joke about how @Truly_Falling knows who it is.

A person goes,

"It's (insert basketball boys name), isn't it?"

And that was how I tripped up the stairs. I was so shocked at the fact they would consider me actually having a crush on someone who wasn't fictional. I mean, there's wishful thinking and then there's downright madness. And not March Hare madness or mad hatter madness. Not fun madness. It's like, Magnussen madness.

(That's bad. Incredibly bad, for those of you who don't watch Sherlock.)

In all honesty however, my crushes are in fact Dean Winchester and Jem Carstairs.
(I stared reading the second book of T.I.D and I completely in love with him. Will is good but he's more a best friend, I think.)

I would honestly marry them without a seconds hesitation if they asked me.

The number of people I'd marry without a seconds hesitation is actually quite worrying. But it's alright because they're all fictional.

CURSE YOU HOT FICTIONAL PEOPLE AND YOUR CREATORS!

(CURSE YOU AQUA SCUM! Yeah, I watched finding Nemo the other day. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do? We swim, swim.)

Regardless of that, I still love them.

Hmm, this rant doesn't have a point other than highlighting the ignorance of some people.

But it's funny because I discovered boys are just as bad when it comes to crushes. I mean there's this one dude in our class who annoys the absolute hell out of us just by speaking. I'm not sure how he does it, must be some unfortunate talent.

So, we have home ec and the boys can't cook to save their sorry lives. Anywho, they made curry and the one boy who annoys us was the only one nice enough to offer us any of their curry. Granted, it could've been poisoned, but the thought counts. Doesn't it? So when a friend of mine made food next lesson we decided to return the favour and offer him food. The boys stared whooping and whispering about how my friend has a crush on him.

And there's this one dude who does information sharing sessions (Aka gossip sessions) with the girls in our class. And this boy acts like a total girl. As in,

(Cue Neanderthal voice)

"Is that the girl who has a crush on me?"

His friend,

"Well go up to her."

Him,
"Oh nah, I can't. I'm too shy or whatever."

Honestly these people are bloody annoying.

My point is:

If someone has a crush on someone, dont tease them. I'm pretty sure you've made some questionable decisions yourself. And please, please, pretty please, don't tell anyone who they like if they've told you. Just do that, for me. That weird person whose rants you're always reading. But hey, if I'm weird and you're reading this, what does that make you?
Awesome, that's what.

From the caterpillar's drug den in Wonderland, (How did I even get here? And why is Lau dressed as a caterpillar? Right, must be the opium. Black Butler reference.)

Kuro, out!