JohnDave [Oneshots]

Duck Or Ape (Dave POV)

TW: Bro, Abuse mentions.

Daves body was tense. Every scar and gash on his sweaty skin was fufilled with a burning sensation, making him wince with every step. Usually, Bro's antics on the rooftop don't last long; However, this time it was different.

Sitting on the bed, he heard the weak springs in the mattress coil. He sighed.

"Cheap piece of shit."

The boy placed a hand on his face, and felt the warm blood seep onto his palms. The sweat made the cut sting, and he felt as if the cut was on fire. Quickly removing his hand, he wiped it on an old shirt next to him.

Dave thought to himself for a moment. He's never cleaned himself up after his contacts with Bro. He was never taught how to.

He checked the bathroom cabinets. Of course, nothing but small Smuppets poured out, falling into the sink and reaching the floor. Dave frowned and stomped out of the bathroom.

He had another option, however.

Logging on to his Desktop, he opened Pesterchum.

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TG: yo
TG: how the fuck do i take care of cuts
TG: big cuts
EB: Dave what??? Are you ok?!
TG: john im fine
EB: Then why are you asking me this? Who hurt you?
TG: just my bro
TG: im fine
TG: im used to this please calm down
EB: Dave...
EB: Do you have a Towel near you? any cloth will do, but a damp towel is preferred.
TG: yeah
EB: Wrap the cut in the cloth and put pressure for 3 seconds and let go. Repeat until the bleeding slows.
TG: ok
TG: i got the cuts
TG: is it supposed to burn
TG: holy shit this hurts
EB: Dont worry, The pain will stop! Are there any more scars?
TG: i have a big scar on my forehead
TG: also a lot of bruises
EB: Bruises go away soon. Do you have any band-aids? or anything that can stop the blood flow? If you wrap a shirt around your head it might work.
TG: i look fucking stupid
TG: its working tho
EB: Good!
EB: Mind telling me how this really happened? :B
TG: i pissed bro off
TG: i told him these fuckin sex puppets are scaring me
TG: he went batshit
TG: he fucked my shit up
TG: but im fine
TG: thanks to you
EB: That's not ok dude. Why did he hurt you?!
TG: im fine john
TG: why are you so worried
EB: I can't NOT worry when my bro needs my help. Seriously, what bro would I even be if I didn't care?
TG: youd be a shit one tbh
TG: so
TG: thanks for caring
TG: and helping be
EB: You're welcome dude :B
EB: If something bad happens again please tell me?
TG: sure
EB: Ok cool!

TurntechGodhead has discontinued pestering EctoBiologist.
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Dave felt a little smile on his face when he re-read the messages to himself in bed. His cheeks flushed with a small tint of pink. He couldn't thank John enough for his help, even if he didn't want to show it.

Hey shawtys 😩🙌
ik that some lines may look weird, out of character or not accurate but please shut up im really tired
and also ik my spelling isnt the best im trying

UPDATE: HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO BAD BWAHA