Sue: due to his reeping into the 75th hunger games Peter is unable to participate in the remaining competition.
Mel: lucky cassia Reyes has finished work camp and is taking his place.
Sue:good morning bakers and today we would like you to make trifle.
Mel: as usual you need to relate it to you and make sure you have defined layers.
Sue:on your marks, get set, bake!
(In a field in district 12)
Paul: we are looking for a brilliant trifle with defined layers and due to a recent rebellion peace syrum is no longer allowed to be put into their bakes.
(Back in the tent)
Hazel: today my bake is dedicated to my boyfriend and it has a meaning to it like my last bake.
Mel: hazel's bake will have custard and a full fat sponge. She has called it her metaphorical trifle.
Mary: it seems quite fatty.
Hazel:it won't be.
Paul:what?
Hazel:it's a metaphor. you put the thing that makes you fat right in front of your lips but you never give it the power to make you fat. a metaphor.
Tobias: most people seem to be doing quite complex but I've kept mine quite simple.
Mel: tobias hasn't had much time or money to practice with this week as he is planning on rebellion.
Sue:his trifle will be filled with summer fruits.
Tobias:I needed to use fruits that were in season as I could just steal them from the orchard.
Mary: so cassia what will you be making this week.
Cassia: I'm doing an oatmeal trifle as it is all that we eat and I'm crumbling on red and green tablets for decoration and flavour.
Paul:that's another ingredient I've never heard of. what will it do?
Cassia: the green will calm you down and the red will make you forget what you've just eaten.
America: this bake is for my ex-boyfriend.
Mel: am's boyfriend's mother was a soap maker so that was the inspiration for her trifle.
Mary: you've got quite pungent flavours going on.
America: yes a lot of lavender lemon and just a tiny bit of melted soap. Paul:it's all about the balance.
Mel:the sponges are hard in a trifle as they must be able to absorb the alcohol afterwards.
Tobias: don't tell Paul and Mary but I'm soaking my sponge in peace syrum and saying that it's orange juice.
Hazel:my custard has lard melted into it. I'm not able to eat this as I have placed so much fat into it. I needed the metaphor part to come through so I didn't worry too much about flavours.
Cassia:the oats give a good texture but our society doesn't have flavours and that's why my friend robbed a shop for me to get the tablets.
America: I hate aspen so if this is awful then it's all his fault but after he helped to save us from a rebellion celeste forced me to dedicate it to him.
Mel:bakers five minutes left.
Cassia:I don't think I'm going to be able to crumble enough tablets on the top quick enough.
Tobias: I'm finished as I've had to fill a smashed beer bottle because I couldn't afford a trifle dish.
Hazel:I hope I have enough time to crumble the fat on top.
Sue:bakers that's the end of the challenge.
Mary:well America the bar of soap in the middle is original and I hope it turns out well.
Paul:the texture of the soap is quite open but the flavour is quite washy.
America:that's aspen's fault.
Hazel:I hope you like the fat on top and remember not to eat it.
Mary:well it is original and I love the idea and the fatty decoration.
Cassia:I hope you like the colours on top.
Mary:what have I just eaten?
Cassia:an amazing trifle with the best flavours and textures.
Paul:you're absolutely right it is amazing.
Mary:well tobias I'm looking forward to you not drugging us with peace syrum.
(Tris walks in)
Tris:tobias what is this bottle of peace syrum doing and why did you put it into the trifle.
Tobias:I told you not to tell anybody.
(Christina runs in)
Christina: I'm sorry she wouldn't give her real opinion on my dress so I gave her some truth syrum.
Mary:you are disqualified.
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The great British bake off
FanfictionThe great British bake off is back with its first week being bread week. can peter pull it together with his bread rolls and will tobias' brave move of adding beer pay off?
