Mel:for the first time in the great British bake off nobody has left so it's all to play for this week.
Sue:good morning bakers and I hope that you enjoy this blast from the past as you're going to be making suet puddings.
Mel:you can do a roll or in a tin and you can bake or steam it.
Sue:so on your marks get set bake!
(In a field in district 12)
Mary:suet is a classic which will be hard for some of the more modern bakers so I hope they are going to adjust.
(Back in the tent)
Hazel:I didn't want to make real suet so I'm making vegetable as I want to not be the reason for as many deaths.
Mel:as a vegetarian hazel is making a vegetarian suet with dried fruit inside.
Paul:quite straightforward.
Hazel:I know I must be really disappointing you but I decided classic so that I was an all rounder.
Jacob:I'm doing an apple jam role poly.
Mary:was there a reason for that.
Jacob:no apples can't relate to me at all.
Hagrid:the students had their banquet recently and pumpkin pie was a real favourite so I'm doing a pie shaped pumpkin flavoured suet.
Mary:pumpkin is quite a dangerous flavour.
Hagrid:well I'm known as quite a dangerous man so I felt that it suited my personality very well.
Minho:I didn't know what suet was and all of our food is contaminated by the flare so I asked the people to buy me ingredients to make one and all they bought were the pastry ingredients.
Paul:a very basic recipe even more basic then hazel's.
Minho:well that's their fault for buying me the wrong ingredients.
Mel:the filling for a suet pudding is normally very fruity but hagrid is rarely one for tradition.
Hagrid:I know that they were worried about the pumpkin but I tried it out on my dog and he ate the entire thing which I thought was a good sign.
Jacob:the judges were a bit confused why I chose Apple but even though it has no relation to me I think that it will bring a good flavour
Sue:bakers five minutes left.
Hazel:I don't think I'll have time to decorate so my bake will have no meaning which I think will be an awful disappointment and they will kick me out for not being me.
Mel:bakers that's the end of the bake.
Jacob:what do you think?
Mary:I think I've worked out the relation to you and apples.
Jacob:I'm sorry I know I shouldn't be here.
Mary:no it was that your sweet like an apple.
Jacob:exactly...
Hagrid:the pumpkin is hopefully incorporated the whole way through.
Paul:the pumpkin isn't coming through but it's adding good texture which I think makes up for it.
Hazel:I know how disappointed you must be feeling as the theme just isn't clear enough without the decoration.
Paul:that's the best bake you've ever made as the flavour is amazing and you've completely got the challenge.
Hazel:but it's awful it has no meaning.
Minho:I know this isn't what you hoped for but I didn't cook it as I didn't know how.
Mary:this is practically inedible and I think for that reason you have to leave this week.
Minho:you see this is the producers fault. if they'd bought me some filling then I could have won this challenge.
Paul:just leave.
Minho:no I will stay until I win because I don't give up.
Mary:security
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The great British bake off
FanfictionThe great British bake off is back with its first week being bread week. can peter pull it together with his bread rolls and will tobias' brave move of adding beer pay off?
