> I was only 13 years old
> I loved Dan and Phil so much, I had all the merchandise and posters
> I pray to Dan and Phil every night before bed, thanking them for saving me
> "Phan is love" I say. "Phan is life"
> My dad sees the posters and calls them faggots
> I knew he could see the homo in their eyes
> I just laugh and say "Obviously"
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> I'm crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in my bed and it's really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Dan
> Phil is in the corner, strapped to a chair, with a gag in his mouth
> I am so happy
> He whispers into my ear, "fyi i like vagina"
> He grabs me with his powerful bent hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Dan
> But I didn't realise that he had striker in his hands too
> He penetrates my butthole with the hamster
> It hurts so much but I do it for Dan
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Dan
> He moans a girly moan as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Dan looks him straight in the eye and says. "no homo tho"
> Dan grabs Phil as he leaves through my window
> It's not homo, it's never homo
> Phan is love, Phan is life
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Phan is Love, Phan is Life [Shrek Parody]
Fanfiction"Once you read this, there is no going back." Warning! Extremely mature content. This is a collection of childhood tales of joy and wonder that will always make me nostalgic for the good ol' days. I hope you enjoy as i did.
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