Married to a Prankster

17. I am doomed

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"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Jimin and Taehyung yelled together. 

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"I SAID SHUT UP!!" Taehyung yelled with his head still under the pillow. He placed his hands on his pillow and tried to cover his ears with it. Damn whoever put such a loud ringtone on his phone (himself). 

"How drunk were you last night that you are asking your phone to shut up?" someone who suspiciously sounded like Mr. Kim asked. Taehyung lifted his pillow a bit and met Jimin's eyes. He had the same frown on his face. 

His eyebrow jumped up and down. Jimin shrugged slightly and frowned harder. "If you are done talking with your eyebrows, answer the damn call" the same voice said. Jimin and Taehyung jumped up out of shock and immediately groaned and closed their eyes shut from the hangover. 

"Serves you right, you brats. Now answer the damn phone" Mr. Kim said. "Dad?!?!" "Uncle?!?!" the two of them exclaimed. "What are you doing here, dad?" Taehyung groaned. Mr. Kim sighed heavily and walked out of the room without answering him. 

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"Who the fu- Oh! It's Jungkook!!" Taehyung exclaimed and answered immediately, but regretted moving suddenly as it sent a flash of pain through his head. "Put it on speaker!" Jimin exclaimed immediately. Taehyung nodded and answered the call.

"Hello?" he tried to sound as sober as possible. 
"Taehyung-ssi!!" 
"Hi, Jungkook. Missing me already?" Taehyung asked, sounding slightly smug. 
"Huh?" 
"Why a'you calling me so early in the morning, man?" 
"Taehyung-ssi, it is two in the afternoon" Jungkook said. 
'Ohh shit' "Kidding, man! Jusssst kidding!" Taehyung said, hoping Jungkook didn't catch on. 
"Are you still drunk, Taehyung-ssi?" Jungkook asked. 

Taehyung whipped his head towards Jimin. He raised an eyebrow and looked questioningly at him. Jimin shrugged angrily. 

"Taehyung-ssi?" 
"Aahh, umm" Taehyung cleared his throat. "I am not drunk, Jungkook. I don't get drunk" he said. 
"Yeah, sure. Neighbour's dog, huh?" Jungkook asked, deciding to take advantage of the situation and play with the two of them. 
"Neighbour's dog? Does BB have a dog, midgy?" Taehyung asked. 
"No" Jimin answered. 
"Taehyung-ssi, I just called to see if you are fine. You were shit drunk last night" Jungkook said. 

Taehyung frowned harder, if that was even possible. 

"How do you know that?" Taehyung asked. 
"Just like that" Jungkook chuckled. 
"Did you spy on us?" Taehyung asked. 
"Kinda" Jungkook said, sounding smug. 
"WERE YOU IN THE CLUB TOO???" 
"Yeah, I was dancing on the stage. It was really fun" Jungkook said. 
"You could have told me!! I would have joined yo-" Jimin smacked Taehyung's head mid-sentence. 

"Why are you hitting meeEEe?!!" Taehyung yelled at Jimin. "There is something called sarcasm, dumbass" Jimin said. "Ohh, did he say something sarcastically? I don't think so" Taehyung scowled. 

"Okay, looks like you are still drunk. Your car is still at the club, Taehyung-ssi. I am sending my driver to your house. Give him your keys. He will bring your car back. Call me later, when you sober up" Jungkook said. 

"Shut up. I am not drunk. Also, we will get the car ourselves. Don't send your driver. Remember, Jeon Jungkook. Kim Taehyung never gets drunk" Taehyung said angrily. 

"Yeah, sure. Please come to our house someday. You can bring your cousin too" Jungkook said. 
"Ohh, sure. When are you getting discharged?" Taehyung asked. 
"They said next week, but I think they might discharge me earlier. I feel fine" Jungkook said. 
"Ohh, that's great. Let me know after you get discharged. Bye, Kookie"
"Kookie? Cute. Bye, Taehyung-ssi" Jungkook said. 
Taehyung chuckled and hung up. 

"He sounds cool" Jimin said. "I know, right?! You will like him too, Jiminie" Taehyung said. "Yeah, I think I am starting to like him. But how did he know that we were drunk?" Jimin asked. "OHH, YASS!! HOW DID HE KNOW?!?!" Taehyung yelled, once again regretting it as another flash of pain flashed through his head. He called Jungkook immediately. 

"Hel-"
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE DRUNK??!!" Taehyung yelled. 
"......"
"......."
"Taehyung-ssi, I have a concussion and you have a hangover. Don't you think it is better if you don't yell?" Jungkook asked. 
"I think so" Taehyung said. He really did curse himself for yelling repeatedly even while experiencing the killer headache. 
"Good. Now, take pain killers for the hangover and call me after you sober up" Jungkook said and hung up. 

"See? He is soo caring!" Taehyung exclaimed. "Yeahhhh!!! I can't believe I am fanboying over you and your fiance!" Jimin exclaimed. "I don't mind it, though!!" Taehyung exclaimed. "But wait.....how the hell did he know that we were drunk?" Jimin asked. "Right!! I'll ask him again" he said and called him again. 

"He-"
"I WILL CANCEL THE MARRIAGE IF YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW YOU KNEW THAT WE WERE DRUNK!!!" 
"......."
"........"
"........"
"AREN'T YOU GONNA ANSWER?!?!" 
"I will if you stop yelling" Jungkook said. 
"Ohh right!" Taehyung whispered. 
"Good boy. Now go and take pain killers and call me back later, baby boy" Jungkook said. 
Taehyung gasped and hung up immediately. 

"HE IS SOO ROMANTIC!!!! Jimin yelled, ignoring the blinding pain in his head. "HE IS!!!! OH, I LOVE HIM ALREADY, OH MY GOD!!!" Taehyung yelled back. "But he still didn't tell us how he knew that we were drunk" Jimin pointed out. Taehyung called Jungkook before Jimin could even complete his sentence. 

"......."
"TELL ME HOW YOU KNEW THAT WE WERE DRUNK IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DEATH WISH" 
Jungkook sighed. "Ask your dad" he said. 
"Now that's an answer" Taehyung exclaimed. 
Jungkook chuckled hard. "Now go and take something for your hangover" he said. 
"Okay, bye" Taehyung said and hung up. 

"Let's ask dad" Taehyung said and got out of his bed. The two of them stumbled to the bathroom and took painkillers for their hangover. They brushed their teeth and got down to ask their father how Jungkook knew about them being drunk. 

"Because you called him instead of calling me" Mr. Kim said. "WHAATTTT?!?!?!" Taehyung yelled. "His friend, Jung Hoseok, dragged your asses back home because he didn't know where you live" Mr. Kim said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SHUT UP!!" Taehyung yelled, while Jimin chuckled. 

It didn't matter to him that Jungkook heard them when they were drunk. He wasn't his fiance, after all. So he just decided to enjoy the drama instead of getting involved in it. 

"Shutting me up won't change what happened, will it?" Mr. Kim asked coolly. Taehyung groaned and squatted on the floor and buried his head in his hands. Mr. Kim chuckled harder at him. "I asked the cook to make some soup for you guys. Have that and leave. You might want to listen to the call recording if you wanna know whether you actually embarrassed yourself or not" Mr. Kim said, opening his newspaper and straightening it. 

Taehyung immediately pulled up his call logs and played the first ever call between him and Jungkook. 

"You a'e sssuch a good boyy. I lllooooovve you, baby!! Muuaahh" Taehyung made a huge sound by kissing the phone dramatically. 

Blood drained from Taehyung's face, leaving him pale as a ghost. He threw his phone on the carpet and groaned loudly. 

Mr. Kim and Jimin tried their best not to burst out laughing at Taehyung, who fell to the ground and rolled from side to side, groaning loudly from embarrassment. 

"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh, why did I say thaaaatttt" Taehyung yelled, hitting the floor repeatedly with his fist and banging his head on the floor. Mr. Kim finally burst out, causing Jimin to burst out as well. 

"DON'T LAUGH!!" he yelled and threw one of the slippers lying around at Jimin. Jimin just dodged it and laughed harder at him. 

"Accept it....you....are doomed" he said, gasping between laughs. 

"I am doomed" Taehyung groaned and got back to banging his head and fists on the floor.