Hamilton Characters React to Stuff! The characters in this book are:
- Alexander Hamilton (Alex)
- John Laurens (John)
- Marquis de Lafayette (Laf)
- Hercules Mulligan (Herc)
-Angelica Schuyler Church (Angelica)
-Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (Eliza)
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A/N: Hey guys! Just a disclaimer, Theodosia Sr will be referred to as Theo, and Theodosia Jr will be reffered to as Dosi. Thanks, and enjoy!
Panda/Me: Hey guys! Welcome to Hamilton Reacts to Stuff! Today, we'll be reacting to a ship!
Laf: We know what a ship is, mon ami. It's like a boat.
Panda/Me: No, no, no! Not that kind of ship, Laf! A ship is a romantic pairing between people. When people ship one person with another, they mean that they would be good together.
Dosi: Oh, okay!
Panda/Me: I have gathered some pictures of our first ship, Lams! It's not my OTP, but I ship it.
Alex: What's Lams?
Panda/Me: Wait and see!
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Alex: Oh, God no!
Panda/Me: Oh, yes!
John: Is that Alex and me?
Panda/Me: Yup.
Philip: .....
Alex: *screaming uncontrollably* WHAT THE FU-
Eliza: Alexander! LANGUAGE!
Alex: She literally ships me WITH MY BEST FRIEND!
Panda/Me: I'm not the only one! Lams is actually the most popular ship in the Hamilton fandom. So, basically 90% of people who are fans of Hamilton ship you two.
Angelica: .....I'm speechless.
Panda/Me: Here's another picture!
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Alex: But WHY?!
Panda/Me: There is actually historical evidence that you two had a romantic relationship.
Alex: You have NO PROOF!
Panda/Me: *clears throat* COLD IN MY PROFESSIONS, WARM IN MY FRIENDSHIPS, I WISH, MY DEAR LAURENS... Must I go on?
Maria: No, we get it now.
Panda/Me: So, ship or sink?
Alex: SINK!
John: SHIP, no SINK, no SHIP!
Alex: John!
John: What?
Angelica: Ship!
Eliza: Ship! I think it's cute!
Alex: You're my WIFE for Pete's sake!
Eliza: So? It's still cute!
Peggy: Ship!
Philip: Sink.
Aaron: Sink.
Theo: Ship!
Dosi: Ship!
Thomas: Sink.
James M: Sink.
James R: Ship, I guess?
King: IDC!
Panda/Me: Vote now! Or else I will tear you apart piece by piece, burn your remains and scatter them! You hear me!
King: Okay! I sink!
Panda/Me: Good!
Aaron: The king of an entire country, intimidated by a random 12 year old. Oof!
*Everyone else shipped*
Panda/Me: This went well! Anyway, goodbye for now! Here's one last picture for you!
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