Hamilton Characters React to Stuff! The characters in this book are:
- Alexander Hamilton (Alex)
- John Laurens (John)
- Marquis de Lafayette (Laf)
- Hercules Mulligan (Herc)
-Angelica Schuyler Church (Angelica)
-Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (Eliza)
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Panda/Me: Hey, guys. Welcome back to Hamilton Reacts! Today we are looking at another ship!
Alex: How many ships are there out there?!
Panda/Me: You have no idea...
SammySam: Let's get started!
Panda/Me: *checks today's ship* WHAT THE ACTUAL F-
Theo: Language!
Eliza: What is it, Panda?
Panda/Me: This is the most messed up ship I have ever seen in my entire life, and that is saying something, considering the ships I've seen,
Philip: What is it?
Panda/Me: Eliza, cover your son's eyes.
Eliza: Okay, I guess. *covers Pip's eyes*
Philip: Aww!
Panda/Me: Today's ship is... Pheacker.
Thomas: What the heck is that?
Panda/Me: Look.
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Alex: CALL THE DAMN COPS ON THIS SH-
Eliza: ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!!
Dosi: Oooh, she brought the full name!
Alex: Sorry.
Eliza: But, seriously, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND???
Panda/Me: I know, right?
Jemmy: Ria, I'm *cough* scared.
Maria: Don't worry, James.
Philip: *peeking through Eliza's fingers* HOLY SH-
Eliza: I SWEAR TO EVER-LOVING GOD, IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON TRY SWEARING, I WILL BURN YOU AND ALL YOU OWN!!!!
Everyone: Yes, ma'am.
Philip: Why?
Angelica: Imagine dating the person who killed you 200 years ago. Crazy, amiright?
Panda/Me: Next!
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Alex: OH MY LORD!!!
Panda/Me: Ya know what? I can't stand for this! I'm sure everyone gives this a zero out of ten, and the author is too lazy to finish this chapter anyway! So let's just leave, and never speak of this ship again.
Everyone: Agreed.
Panda/Me: Okay, bye! See you next time on Hamilton Reacts!
