Panda/Me: Hey, guys! Welcome back to Hamilton Reacts! Today, we're heading back to ships!
Angie: I'm actually pretty excited for this!
James: As long as it's not a ship that I don't like, I'm okay.
Panda/Me: *checks what today's ship is* Oh no! This ship could cause some problems...
KG3: What do you mean, kid?
Panda/Me: *looking at Thomas and Alex* This was not my intention.
Thomas: What's going on?
Alex: Yeah, what's happening?
Peggy: Tell us!
Panda/Me: Today's ship is... *takes a long pause, while considering life choices* Jamilton.
Thomas: What's Jamilt- OH NO!!! You don't mean...?
Alex: No no no no nope no nope NO NOPE NO!!! Tell me it's not...
Panda/Me: Look at the screen...
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Thomas: *getting up* WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
Panda/Me: Thomas Jefferson, if you don't sit down right now and control your language, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES, YA HEAR ME?!?!
Thomas: Yes, ma'am.
Alex: *curled up in a ball* WHY?! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME SAD AT LIFE?!?!
Eliza: *rubbing Alex's back* I think he's broken...
Panda/Me: I personally do not ship it. They hate each other to a whole new level of hate...
Angelica: *grabs Thomas* Eliza, keep your man away from my Tommy!
Thomas: Did you... did you just call me Tommy?
Angelica: Uh...
Peggy: THOMGELICA!!!!
Angelica: Well, I-
Thomas: No, it's okay. Tommy has a nice ring to it.
James: *whispering to himself* What about me?
Maria: Hey, James. Are you okay?
James: No, I'm not okay, Ria. Thomas and Angelica are always together. It seems he's forgetting me...
Maria: Hey, it's okay! I'll be your friend. I know what it's like to feel left out. I can help you feel better.
James: Really?
Maria: Totally! Friends?
James: Alright!
Panda/Me: Next picture!
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Eliza: The ship is still terrible, but the art is cute!
Peggy: I might ship this just because of this picture.
Alex: Am I underneath his sweater? Eww!
Thomas: *staring into space, searching for an escape from this horror*
Alpha: Why do you guys even hate each other?
Peggy: Did you even watch the musical?
Alpha: No...
Panda/Me: *facepalms* Aye aye aye!
John: I can't believe you...
Panda/Me: Last picture.
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Alex: I remember that day. You just wouldn't let me be, would you?
Thomas: I was just gloating about the fact that I was more popular than you.
Alex: Oh yeah, well I helped found America!
Thomas: And I was America's president!
Alex: Because of MY VOTE!!!
Panda/Me: So sink or ship?
*literally everyone but Peggy sinks*
Alex: I could never lower my standards that far down.
Thomas: Why you little-
Panda/Me: Okay okay, calm down! I guess that's all we have for today. See you next time, on Hamilton Reacts!
Everyone but Alex and Thomas: Bye!
Alex: Shut up, you frickerfracker!
Thomas: Oh yeah, well you're a-
Panda/Me: BOTH OF YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHS BEFORE I SHUT THEM FOR YOU!!!
Maria: Cut the cameras!
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