Hamilton Characters React to Stuff! The characters in this book are:
- Alexander Hamilton (Alex)
- John Laurens (John)
- Marquis de Lafayette (Laf)
- Hercules Mulligan (Herc)
-Angelica Schuyler Church (Angelica)
-Elizabeth Schuyler Hamilton (Eliza)
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Panda/Me: Hey, guys! Welcome back to Hamilton Reacts, where we'll be looking at another ship. (A/N: I'm trying to get most of the ships done, so we can properly focus on other stuff.)
Alex: There are MORE???
Panda/Me: Way more.
Thomas: Let's just get on with it.
Panda/Me: Okay, then. Today's ship is Marliza! I don't really have a strong opinion about this ship. I mean, if I didn't ship Hamliza so hard, I definitely would've shipped this.
James: What's Marliza?
Panda/Me: Oh, right. It's Eliza and Maria.
Alex: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. NO!!!
Eliza: Calm down, Alex. It's not that bad a ship. I mean, we haven't even seen the pictures yet.
Alex: So, you like her or something, huh?
Eliza: No, of course not. I'm just saying that there's no need to get worked up. It's just a ship.
Alex: *huffs and pouts like a 2 year old*
Panda/Me: First picture! Direct your attention to the screen!
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Alex: No, just no!
Maria: Well, the art style is wonderful. And the ship is okay, I guess.
Eliza: That's kinda how I feel.
Peggy: AWWW!!! SO CUTE! UwU!
Angelica: Did you just say UwU?
Peggy: Yup!
Philip: I actually kinda like this ship. I could probably picture my mom and Maria together.
Alex: No, Pip. Don't say that!
Dosi: Meh, I guess I could kinda see it.
Theo: I think it's pretty cute! They'd make a wonderful couple.
Angie: Imagine dating the person your husband cheated on you with. Weird, right?
Maria: Yeah, that would be pretty awkward.
James: I'm cool with it.
Thomas: Meh, I don't really care.
Panda/Me: Next picture!
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Panda/Me: Not gonna lie, this is low-key adorable.
Maria: I agree.
Alex: STAWP!!!
Eliza: Alex, behave yourself!
Alex: *pouts again*
Philip: I like the flowers in Mom's hair.
Angie: Yeah, they're pretty!
Peggy: I love all the cuteness surrounding this ship! It might even become my OTP!!!
Alex: No, Peggs! NO, NO, NO!!! ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE WILL BE HAVING MARLIZA AS THEIR OTP!!!
Eliza: Alexander! Please, just let others have their own opinions. Please?
Alex: *pouts for the third time*
Philip: *whispering to Angie* I wonder why Dad is acting like such a baby.
Angie: *whispering to Philip* Me too.
Panda/Me: Next picture!
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Eliza: Okay, this is cute on another level!
Angelica: Who drew this wonderful fanart?
Maria: Herc, I'll pay you in cold, hard cash to make me a dress like the one I have in this picture.
Eliza: Yeah, I need one too! They're so pretty!
Herc: Sure, I can do that!
Theo: I love it! It captures the aesthetics of both Maria and Eliza!
Panda/Me: So, let's vote out of 10. I say... 9!
Alex: 0.
John: 8!
Laf: 8.5!
Herc: 8!
Angelica: 9!
Eliza: 8!
Peggy: Eleventy billion, sixty-four hundred thousand, four hundred and fifty-two!
Aaron: 7!
Theo: 8!
Dosi: 8!
Philip: 8!
Thomas: 7!
James: 8!
Angie: 7.5!
Maria: 8.5!
Charles: 7!
Sammy: 8!
Panda/Me: Looks like this ship did pretty well! See y'all next time on Hamilton Reacts!
Everyone: Bye!
Bonus!
Eliza: Alex, why were you behaving like such a child?
Alex: Well, I love you, Eliza. And it makes me feel weird to see you shipped with someone else. I guess I felt jealous. I'm sorry
Eliza: Oh, Alex. It's okay. I love you, too. And no ship is going to change that, okay?
