Spongebecca: Hey zim! you got new dares
Zim : ugh I don't want to be the humans slave
Spongebecca: Your not a slave your........ whatever ok so pandacatdoodler askes you to take your disguise of infront of professor membrane
Zim : and why on Irk would I do that
Spongebecca: they want to see what his reaction is
Zim : hmm I have always wondered how the dib -monkeys father would react to me , but no I will not give away my disguise
Spongebecca: sorry you have to
Zim : you will pay for this human
Spongebecca: what ever
At professor membranes house
Zim: I don't like these... dares so far
Spongebecca: just do it
Zim without talking back takes off his wig and his lens and knocks on Professor Membrane's door . Professor Membrane opens the door and looks down to see Zim without is disguise and mistaken him for a bug .
Professor Membrane : AHHHHHHHH A COCKROACH ! THEY CARRY DISEASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST GET RID OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!* then gets a bat and starts hitting zim hard until he is flat as a pancake* phew that will to get rid of you, now to go study real science* then closes the door*
Zim"eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH
Spongebecca: ok then, so 26zubiekatl asks other than a minion do you think of gir as a son or a brother .
Zim :*gets up * ummmm if I didn't think gir a s a revoltiong minion i would say ....." friend" because Irkens don't have siblings or children , plus i wouldn't know how either of those things feel .
Spongebecca: just pick one
Zim : fine a ...........brother ...... there happy now human
Spongebecca: good , another question is from the same person do you know that the tallest hate you
Zim : what that that is not true the tallest are my biggest fans and mu best friends we had so much fun growing up with the irken empire , and going with the irken military traning force . AHHH the good old days
Spongebecca: well sadly it is false
Zim : YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebecca: whatever ok GIR COME HERE!!!!!!
Gir : hello
Spongebecca:* grabes gir and goes to a different room * ok Gir Steampunkemo dares you to kiss zim like in those romantic movies on the tv
Gir : but my master hates lovey doby things
Spongebecca: they said that he would be very happy
Gir: okedoki
Spongebecca: he is going to hate gir after this
Gir goes up to zim latches onto his face and kisses zim on the lips
Zim:GIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS GROSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GET OF OF ME NOW GIR NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebecca :hahahahahahaha welp that is all for today leave comments ask or dares down below
Zim: make this stop
Gir : I love this show
YOU ARE READING
ASK & DARE INVADER ZIM
FanfictionZim: hello filthy earth creatures I am zim a perfectly normal human worm baby if you guys have questions about.......something put them in the commets gir: I love this show mini moose :nay
