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Bathrooms

SO THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS TOPIC AND I WILL TEACH YOU MY WAYS

SO WHENEVER I GO TO A PUBLIC BATHROOM ITS SUPER TERRIFYING AND ITS BY LUCK THAT I GET OUT SAFELY

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DONT FLUSH THE TOILET AND ITS TERRIBLE THE COLOUR MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT AND THEY LEFT THEIR POO THERE IS HORRIFYING

AND THEN PEOPLE LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT ALL SPLATTERED WITH LIQUID EWWWW YUCK ITS SO DISGUSTING

AND THEN THE BLOOD AND GORE EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS TERRIBLE CAN THEY NOT LEAVE IT EVERYWHERE PLEASE JUST DISPOSE OF IT PROPERLY

AND NOW IM GOING TO TEACH YOU HOW TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

SO FIRST YOU NEED TO SCOUT FOR A OK LOOKING STALL AND USUALLY DONT GO TO ONES WITH THE LID DOWN BC YOU DONT WANT TO TOUCH IT

ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND A RELATIVELY OK ONE YOU GET A BIT OF TOILET PAPER AND USE IT TO SHUT THE DOOR

PROCEED TO WIPE THE SEAT AT LEAST TWICE AND LAY TOILET PAPER ON THE SEAT
REMEMBER TO FOLD THE TISSUE IN HALF FOR SOME MORE PROTECTION

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DISCARD ALL TOILET PAPER PROPERLY AND NOT IN THE BIN BC THATS WHAT MAKES THE BATHROOM SMELL BAD TOO

NOW GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN AND SCRUB SCRUB SCRUB YOUR HANDS CLEAN

AND THEN WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO OPEN THE DOOR OR USE YOUR SHOE

YAY FINALLY YOU LIVE

bYEEEEEE