Wet n wild

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YAY DOUBLE UPDATE BC I BE SO FRIGGIN AMAZING

SO 2 WEEKS AGO I WENT TO WET N WILD WITH MY FRIENDS BECAUSE AND THERE WERE THESE PEOPLE WANDERING AROUND LIKE LOST SHEEP AND THEY HAD CAMERAS AND AS I WAS A RENOWNED SUPERMODEL I POSED FOR EVERY SINGL ONE OF THEM BECAUSE IM NOT A SNOBBY STUCK UP BRAT WHO IS A SUPERMODEL AND MY FRIENDS WENT ON THE HAPPY RIVER WITH ME EXCEPT ITS NOT CALLED HAPPY RICER AND I DUNNO WHAT ITS CALLED BUT WHO GIVES A TACO I WANT A TACO IM HUNGRY NOW BUT I JUST ATE DINNER LIKE HALF AN HOUR AGO SO ANYWAY WE WENT AND DIED AND I GOT SUNBURNT AND I LOST LIKE EVERY RACE I CRY BC I WAS THE LIGHTEST SO ANYWAY I GOT THE MOST TERRIBLE TAN LINE AS WELL AND ITS BROWN I SWEAR I WAS WHITE AND NOW IM BROWN IM NOT BEING RACIST OK AND WE HAD THIS COMPETITION WHERE WE HAD TO SWAP SEATS ON THE RIDE I WAS THE BEST OK I BE BAE I LOOK UGLY IN SWIMSUIT BECAUSE TACOS I WANT TACOS AGAIN STOP IT WATTPAD

K BYE IM GONNA GET TACOS BUT I JUST ATE DINNER

HAVE A GOOD TACO

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