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SO I HAVE LIVED HERE FOR MOST OF MY LIFE AND I WILL TELL YOU IF THE AUSTRALIAN STEREOTYPES ARE TRUE OR NOT

THEY SAY WE RIDE TO SCHOOL ON KANGAROOS BUT REALLY MY KANGAROO GOT HIT BY A TRAIN SO IM CURRENTLY RIDING MY EMU

SO THERE ARE 2 MAIN TYPES OF TRANSPORT HERE IN AUSTRALIA WHICH IS EMU AND KANGAROO

MY DECEASED KANGAROOS NAME WAS PENELOPE SHE WAS THE SWEETEST AND THE FASTEST
MY EMU IS STUPID AND SO SLOW OMG

THEY BOTH HATE VEGEMITE BC I HATE VEGEMITE ITS THE WORST IT SMELLS TERRIBLE AND TASTES LIKE DIRTY SALT MIXED WITH TAR UUUGHHH

I WAS TRAUMATISED WHEN I WAS LITTLE ITS DISGUSTING

BUT TIM TAMS ARE REALLY NICE FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE OUT THERES A PICUTERE ON THE SIDE

ITS CHOCOLATE BISCUIT IN CHOCOLATE (SORT OF) CREAM ON CHOCOLATE BISCUTI DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE

I DONT LIKE THE DOUBLE COAT VERSION THATS TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE

BUT BASICALLY IT TASTES AMAZING IF YOU EAT IT THE WAY I TAUGHT YOU BEFORE OK

HAVE A NICE DAY

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