I lik to type

Tay the food critic?

IF YOU HAVENT GUESSED MY NAME YET MY NAME IS TAY AS INDICATED BY MY USERNAME
SO NOT OBVIOUS

SO IM GOING TO BE A FOOD CRITIC RIGHT NOW

I WENT TO THIS RESTAURANT CALLED WHALEBONE WHARF IN PORT MAQUARIE IN NSW AUSTRALIA

IT WAS TERRIBLE I TELL YOU

SORRY PEOPLE WHO LIKED IT BUT IT WAS TERRIBLE OK

SO WE WENT TO LOOK AT THE MENU AND WE WERE LIKE OK
SO THEN WE WENT IN AND WAITED AND THEN THE WAITRESS LED US TO THIS TABLE

AWAY FROM THE LOVELY VIEW THAT HAD AN EMPTY TABLE LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO IT
SO OK
SO THEN WE ORDERED THE FOOD AND WE WAITED

AND WAITED

AND WAITED

IT WAS SO FRIKIN LONG WTH WE WAITED FOR LIKE A WHOLE HOUR

AND THEN THEY COME OUT WITH THESE PLATTERS OF FRUIT

FRUIT.

WTH WE ORDERED PRAWNS AND MUD CRAB AND OYSTERS

THERE WERE 6 PRAWNS AND 3 OYSTERS AND IT COST 30 SOMETHING AU DOLLARS WHY

AND THE THE MUD CRAB HAD RICE?? WTH WE ARENT EATING ASIAN FOOD??

AND THE RICE WAS COOKED HORRIBLY I THINK I CAN COOK RICE BETTER THAN THAT AND I BURN EGG OK

AND THE MUD CRAB WAS NOT SWEET AND FIRM

IT WAS WATERY AND MOSTLY HOLLOW

WHERE IS THE FRIKIN MEAT WE WANTED AAARRRGH

SO LIKE MOST OF THE DINNER WAS FRUIT

AND THEN THE FISH

IT WAS SO ROUGH AND OVERCOOKED AND THE SKIN WAS TOUGH AND SOGGY WHYYY

I THINK THE MCDONALDS FILLET O FISH IS EVEN BETTER THAN THEIR FISH OF THE DAY

SO APART FROM THE LOVELY VIEW THAT WE DIDNT GET TO REALLY ENJOY BECAUSE WE WERE PLACED FAR AWAY FROM IT
AND BTW NO ONE ELSE CAME TO THE TABLE NEXT TO THE LOVELY VIEW

DO NOT GO TO WHALEBONE WHARF IN PORT MAQUARIE IN NSW AUSTRALIA

I THINK THAT WAS THE LONGEST POST EVER

K BYE