Genderbender of The Mortal Instruments

Preface

Hey everyone! so bare with me through a lame athors note...i need to credit the person who made the fanart that i got off of google to use as a cover before my freind can finish her illistarations (so far they look gr8 with a capital 8 and i can wait to put them up!). Ill post those as soon as theyre ready but for now, enjoy what i have so far and ill try and update when i can (since i have no life i can almost garentee thatll be daily) i also want to say that i may portray the characters differently then you might like or whatever but i just want to say that i know theyre not spot on.Only Cassandra can make em like that. Also, Simon is so full of geeky references--i went all out and i can post a page showing all the jokes and what makes them funny in a geeky way if you want but its a lot of work and i'd rather not... spoilers! but most of these geek jokes have to do with making fun of Jace... anyway,enjoy my masterpeice and sorry for grammatic errors! <3 you all! and plz dont vote or comment bc i think its a waste of time, i just apprecite you guys reading my work!

 Preface

“Alec! Pass me the seraph blade. NOW,” Jace screeched, backed up against a filthy corner of the now closed down free clinic.

Jace wanted to have another one of his minutes of glory.  Alec could tell but wasn't it glorious enough fighting a demon they didn’t even have a name for or seen in real life? Jace probably felt his annoyance because he glanced over at his parabatai before sailing a small knife across the room to the demon.

“I only have my bow left through!”

“Then get over here and save my pretty ass! My ass to too pretty not to save anyways!”

“Damn right,” Alec mumbles under his breath while crouching down to a stance. He fires off an arrow which hits the wall where the monster was a split second sooner and the arrow trembles where it hit.

“I dare you to say that again,” Magnus yells from another room full of old gurneys.

“God! Can he hear everything? I’m sorta preoccupied at the moment.  Jace, get Izzy to do it,” Alec says shooting the monsters’ tentacle, gluing it to the wall. The monster proceeded to rip it off and charge at Alec.

“Magnus, just come in here and use a little magic,” Izzy gasped as some ichnor spilled on her shoes. “I’m too busy fending off these little mofos to lend a hand OR a blade.”

“I’m drained. Ask Sheldon or whatever his name is!” Magnus calls back.

‘It’s SIMON!’

“Whatever Simon! Save my boyfriend!” Clary calls slashing at a stray tentacle.

The demon scrambled out of the way of Simons' lunging blade, and in the process, Jace chopped off a leg like structure sticking out where an arm would go on a human.  Without any explanation, there was a shower of glitter illuminated by their witch light.

“Magnus! You said you were drained,” Alec said looking around at the suddenly monster less room.

“It wasn’t me! Ask the former vampire, I heard they sparkle...”

“Excuse me, but I am way too cool for Twilight!” Simon protested in distress. I mean, wasn't it enough that those freaks had attacked the book and comic book stores? And NOW he was being compared to them?

“Could’ve fooled me," Magnus countered.

“Just shut up, you two!” Izzy hissed.

The smoke and glitter finally cleared, and each Shadowhunter and Magnus looked from face to face.