Frosty the Snowman flips through the channels on his 29 year old TV, pondering of the time when he will find someone to watch Despicable Me porn with. He changes the channel to the news, wondering what is going on in the town tonight.
"A man named Phineas from Phineas and Ferb has kidnapped Winnie the Pooh! Investigators are still trying to figure out where Phineas is, and how he kidnapped Winnie."
Frosty the Snowman thinks for a moment. "Why would anyone want to kidnap another?" He thinks, "Perhaps if I kidnapped someone, I wouldn't have to watch Despicable Me porn all by myself." He continues, "If I kidnapped someone, I could claim them as my own and pretend I have a family...when in reality I can't even buy my own candy canes." He stands up suddenly. "Perfect."
Frosty puts down his pipe and heads to the igloo, planning his day tomorrow. He writes down everything. "I will go to the park tomorrow with Jack Frost and the Grinch, bring my van along as well, and find a child to take. Make sure the parents aren't watching, and snatch them. I know that Jack Frost and the Grinch will help me, because they're my best friends. I must get up bright and early tomorrow to go to the park." He closes his notebook and goes to sleep, pondering of the big day he has tomorrow.
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Frosty's Hostages
RandomFrosty the Snowman has decided he wants to get hostages to keep in his basement to feel less lonely. Who will Frosty kidnap and how will it happen? Read to find out!
