Taco Bell's Princess
Clyde x blind! Reader
Clyde sat in the cafeteria with his friends, they were talking about the newest video game that just came out but he wasn't paying any attention. All his attention was on one person, and one person only. (Y/N) (L/N). She is the most beautiful girl in all of South Park. With her beautiful (h/l) (h/c) hair and smooth looking (s/t) skin. She was petite and just adorable.
He sighed happily with his hand on his chin and elbow resting next to his lunch tray on the table. He watched as you talked with Jimmy and pushed your glasses up. Your black Harry Potter like glasses hiding your eyes from him. He always wondered why you wore such dark sun glasses but he never asked since he didn't want to make a fool of himself. He simply watched you from afar.
Clyde kept staring till Token noticed his brunette talkative friend not joining in on the conversation. He shook Clyde's shoulder gently, "Clyde, you listening?"
Clyde snapped out of his trance and looked over at Token next to him. "Yeah?"
Token shook his head gently. "You were dozing off again."
Craig nodded before setting down his veggie burger he was eating. "Yeah why have you been dozing off lately?" Craig asked
"GAH! He w-was staring at (Y-Y/N)," Tweek stuttered. Clyde blushed and shook his head.
"N-no I wasn't!" He shouted.
Token snickered and patted his back. "Dude, it's obvious that you like her. Since she first got here two weeks ago you've been head over heels for her." Token stated.
Clyde blushed and rubbed the back of his neck. "W-well how should I ask her out? She's not like any other girl I've asked out. Usually I'm cool and collected, but around her....she makes me feel all funny inside." He sighed. Token, Craig and Tweek all shared knowing glances. Although they hate the person who could help Clyde, he's a great love expert.
"Leave it to us," Craig said just as the bell rang. With that, everyone piled out of the cafeteria and into their next classes.
When it was finally Saturday, Craig, Token, and Tweek all decided to pay a visit to the little dark green house they hated so much. As they rang the door bell they heard a faint "Meeeem door!" coming from the living room. After a couple of seconds the same voice screamed out, "Fine I'll get it you lazy whore!" Then the door was fully opened showing a slightly chubby teen with a neon blue hat and a yellow puffball, brown locks sticking out slightly and a red coat. The boy's dark brown eyes turned into slits as he glared at the three standing at his door way.
"What the hell do you asshats want?" He asked.
The three boys exchanged glances till Token replied. "We need your help."
"Oh?" The boy said and leaned against the doorway. "And what is it?"
"We need you to hook Clyde up with someone," Craig said.
"Hmmm well I don't know. Depends, with who?"
"GAH! (Y-Y/N)" Tweek stuttered with a twitch. Cartman's eyes widened as he heard that name.
He shook his head with fake sadness. "No can do guys, I'm already hooking (Y/N) up with someone," he stated. The three boys looked at Cartman in shock.
"Who?!" Token exclaimed.
"Why Jimmy of coarse," the boy said casually and looked at his finger nails. Jimmy?! Why?!
"W-why Jimmy?!" Tweek asked.
Cartman rolled his eyes as if they were all stupid. "Duh, handicap people should be with the handicap." He said.
This time the boys looked at him in confusion. "But (Y/N) isn't handicap." Craig said.
"Don't you guys know anything?" Cartman said in annoyance. "She's blind!"
Now this was new information.
After a few moments of silence, Token broke the silence. "(Y/N)'s blind...?"
"Duh!" Cartman exclaimed. "I need Jimmy and (Y/N) together to complete my fifth ship so I can post it on tumblr! Now if you assholes are done bugging, I have a date with some cheesypoofs." He said and was about to shut the door in their faces till Token put his foot in front to block the closing door. Cartman grunted in annoyance. "Ughhhh what?!"
"We don't care, I'm sure Clyde wouldn't either. Clyde really likes (Y/N). Please do this. You are a love expert, so come on. Do it for a friend," token pleaded.
Cartman tapped his chin in deep thought, "Hmmm I do hate loosing a great ship....how much are you willing to pay me?" He said with a smirk.
Token rubbed the bridge of his nose, he knew Cartman wouldn't have the heart to help Clyde out. He can't believe he was going to do this. Clyde owes him one after this. "We'll pay you fifty bucks."
"200," Cartman said with an 'inoccent' smile. Token clenched his fists but nodded slowly.
"Fine," he grumbled and took out his wallet, handing over 200 dollars. Cartman smirked at the money in hand and smiled at the three boys.
"Nice doing business with you boys. Now if you excuse me, I need to make plans for tomorrow." With that he shut the door on the three boys. Cartman better help Clyde out or else.
On Monday morning, just as the bell rang, Clyde ran through the clustered halls trying to get to his first class. For some odd reason, some Mexican guy kept bugging Clyde for a job at Taco Bell. And everytime Clyde told him he didn't work at Taco Bell, another Mexican would show up and ask the same question. Making the poor boy late for his first period class.
Clyde was just about to make a turn in the halls when he suddenly bumped into someone. Both Clyde and the mystery person fell to the floor, groaning in pain and sat up facing each other. When Clyde opened his closed eyes, he couldn't help but gasp at the girl who he bumped into. Ann Hathaway...... Lol jk it was (Y/N) (L/N).
(Y/N) was sitting up and rubbing her head where it hurt most. Clyde kept staring till (Y/N) stood up and offered him a hand. "Hello mystery person, need a hand?" She asked.
Nodding slowly, Clyde took (Y/N)'a soft hand in his and stood up. After dusting himself off, he scratched the back of his neck nervously. "S-sorry (Y/N)," he stuttered.
The girl tilted her head at the boy's voice. He sounded familiar to her, that's when she realized it was Clyde Donovan!! "Oh it's all good Clyde!" She said and flashed a smile. Clyde blushed at her adorable grin. Why was she so cute?! He kept staring at her, until she pointed behind him. "I gotta head to class, I'll see you later Clyde," she said.
Clyde blinked and nodded. "Y-yeah. See ya!" He said with a beet red face. Giggling, (Y/N) nodded and walked past him. Clyde sighed once she was out of sight and leaned back against the locker with closed eyes. He actually talked to her!! Feeling happy, he practically floated to his next class.
Behind some lockers, a certain chubby boy slammed his fist against the locker. "That stupid asshole was supposed to ask her out!!" He groaned. "This calls for plan B," he muttered and walked away with little Cupid Cartman following behind.
((A/N: This is the story I last left off. Since I'm having stuff stolen I must use this site as well. And I put my stories into parts usually so since I haven't done a pt 2 for this story that explains it. Anyways I hope you enjoy and I'll write more soon! Ciao~
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