'biden h-how could u win de election'? tumpet stuttered. 'coz im betr than you', biden said. 'you naughty naughty boyyy', trump said sternly. 'uh oh.... stinky', biden said. 'i guess im nonna have to punish you biden', said trumpet.
*time skip to the naughty things hehehe*
trumpet pushed biden towards the first bedroom he could see in trump hotel. he opened the door and smacked bidens big phat chonky ass towards a big boi bed.
trump unzipped his pants and leaned down to bidens level. 'dont tell my wife', trump wispered seductivley in bidens ear before doing unholy things.
the end
i finished it before things escalated too much for the sake of my sanity and urs xoxo
