~One Last 7-Minute Song~ A Y/N x Jacksepticeye x Gordon Ramsey Fanfic

OH JACK!

Chapter 9
OH JACK!

I ran quickly toward a random road and sprinted towards a unconscious Jack and decided to pour my heart out in the middle of the street for Jack cause I knew he was probably gonna be dead and got my Ukulele out of the backpack. I knew that what I wanted to say to him COULDNT be conveyed through words, only one last seven minute song could.

Although I've been overwhelmed with emotions
I've grown very fond of you
Memories filled with the scent of your coffeeOO
Top of the Morning Coffee *cute giggle*
Jack you were all I've been missing
You sent me into complete bliss
Sob* Oh Jack
Dear Jack~~*Ugly Sob*
that I dearly miss
That and your brogue accent
Sent me flying away~
OH JACK~
Dear Jack~
I'm so glad you've got my back
You make my day so lovely
With your charming wit
And soothing scent
of coffee and sandalwood
Please don't die Jack
Your too Hot like Coffee to die

Oh Jack
Dear Ol' Jack!~
I want to share my life with you
get married, have children, and grow old with youuuuu
my love
My darling love
No matter what you say or what you do
I'll go full on yandere for you
If someone were to so much glance at your face
They would be a disgrace
And I'll gladly kick their face
I will grab their puny little neck
After looking at you they deserve no respect
And I will choke them
But not in a spicy way
Ok anyway
We won't have to worry about that till another day
Yayyyyy
P.S don't be dead

Oh Jack~
Sweet Jack~
You remind me of a backpack
That comes and helps me attack
All the anxiety and depression inside of me
Your voice is like a rat
Squeaky and clean
Dear Mr Clean has nothing on you~
Why can't I be like other girls~
Instead of being stuck with this angelic voice
Not like other girls who play the banjo
Or like heavy metal
Why did I have to suffer with such a curse
What a Purse?~
That ser-
Krrrrrr

Why can't I be like other girls and not want to watch the world burn
With you I'm nothing
If you leave me
I will have to resort back to murder
For you~
I want to watch people suffer and perish
By my hand
Isn't that graannnddd
Don't you understand
That's how much I love you
Oh Jack
Dear Old Jack
I will gladly stab your back
And watch you bleed out
And no one will hear you scream
No matter how loud you shout
I will kill your friend and family to remind you of my l-

"AHHhHh!"shouted as he woke up from his dream or nightmare?
"Oh Crystal my love have you chosen me dear?"Jack sputtered and stood up to hug her with tears in his face.
"Oh Jack yes!"she said hugging him back closing her eyes in daze.