A Mega Awkward Date UwU

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Chapter 5

The Mega Awkward Date UWU

(AN: hello my little nightmares! I'm glad you guys enjoyed last chapter, it's actually based off the time I met Gordon, he's so hot, but don't forget about our Irish cutie boi <3 special thanks 2 my Raven for halping me write the last chapter!)

Making my way downtown walking fast being not like other gurls(AN:Dudu du Dudu du durduru)
I stumble upon such a cutie I was left flabbergasted and surprised how I can even know such a person!
"Hey um Crystal c-can we talk for a bit please?"Jack said as he shuffled his feet nervously.
"W-well um sure?"Crystal responded as she was taken aback from their "accidental meeting."

They headed in for some Coffee at the same place they first met. Ah yes she remembered why she was able to find him so dreamy it was because his hair was the color of the wooden table and his coffee bag was as dark as the floor that someone spilled apple juice on.
OH Yes what a dreamboat.
"Hey Crystal dear I want to apologize-"he was going to start rambling but Crystal was a brave girl and cut him off(AN: Does that seem like a Mary Sue to you?!)
"No you have nothing to apologize for I just wanted to break the stereotype of staying only saying yes to your offer." Crystal stayed wisely
"Well then-"Jack started again before he was interrupted once more.
"Although, I am confused now I've also met another really nice and cute guy Jack."Crystal said as a matter of fact.
"What?? Really, who is it?" He said jealously
"Gordon Ramsey, and I think he likes me he he " I say shyly
"What? Are you gonna go out with him? How about instead all three of us go and I can prove I'm superior." He boiled
"Sure sounds great to me!"

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"Ahh it's so cold!" I cried, testing their skills. I was currently at the park with Gordon and Jack. They both started to remove their jackets but I threw them back at them. They looked at me, confused.
"I was just joking, I'm not like other girls, I'm funny right?" I said sweetly with a glint of humor in my enchantingly beautiful eyes. Ugh why are my eyes so ugly. They both started to laugh at my joke so much, a look of fear in their eyes. They were probably afraid that I was so funny. Anyways I put my knife back in my purse and carried on walking.
"Can I hold your hand?" They question in unison.
"Hey back off!" Gordon growled in his big boy kitten voice
"UNO REVERSE CARD!" Cried Jack.
They both turned to each other, glaring. They put their arms up and started t-posing to assert their dominance. I then squawked at them both to make them back down. I belong to myself thank you,next.

(AN:I'm sorry I have to go to the restroom lil Nightmares part two when I'm done;)

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