~One Last 7-Minute Song~ A Y/N x Jacksepticeye x Gordon Ramsey Fanfic

The Coffee Jingle

Chapter 3
The Coffee Jingle:

(AN: Heyy my lil gems, so you guys are being so supportive and sweet except for the majority of you who hate me and want this story gone forever. But thank you my fans for liking my stowy and if you don't like it? You look like a overgrown Cheeto dipped in ketchup >:( )

Jack stands valiantly in front of a pod, awaiting his lady to deliver there song.(AN: 🇨🇳)
I see his beautiful face, he's practically glowing and stands out against of the rest of the ugly normal people like me around him. I sigh, sadly, wiping a stray tear off my beautiful face. How could he ever like a girl like me who is so ugly that I get offered modeling gigs every other day? I cutely scamper over to him.
"H-Hello Jack!" I smile sweetly.
"Top of the morning to ya laddies!" Jack practically screeches. He looks embarrassed after. Aww so cute.
"Top of the morning to you as well Jack!" I shudder.
Jack's face lights up into a smile.
"You look splendid today! Can't wait to hear the song, I bet it's great." He sings.
"Oh...yeah haha yep it is, I worked on it soooo hard I didn't write it on my way over here yep ok so uh wanna hear it?" I angelically sigh whilst pulling out my ukelele from my pocket.
"3000 time yes!" Jack said excitedly.
I begin to strum a little ditty and prepare myself for the singing.
"Jingle coffee jingle coffee jingle coffee, top of the morning to ya laddies. Drinking and screaming some yummy, in my wonderful tummy. This coffee is soooo good, i could drink it every dayyyyy.. it makes me prance and want to dance in every kind of wayyyy. (AN: please don't sue me, I don't own this song) so buy some todayyyyyy!! Bum bum
bum. wealsosellhotchocolateanditonlycosts420.69," I sing beautifully and passionately with my entire soul.
Jack stood there in awe, knowing that this girl is his soulmate, the girl of his dreams,his world. I didn't know this but while I was singing a crowd of millions stopped by clapping and singing along. Jack gave me a THE LOOK(So spicy UwU)before the entire crowd started screaming and trying to buy their own bag of Jack's coffee. Ten hours later Jack was all sold out and quite possibly had become the richest man alive. He walks up to me.
"My darling songbird, they say money would make anyone the happiest person alive but I find that to be a fallacy. Would you, Crystal Rane Rodriguez Avile Reyes Gonzalez Carranza Castilleja Garcia Suarez Martinez Mata Perez Garcia Gomez Gonzalez make me the happiest man alive and go out on a date with me?" He sobbed in ugly,holly,full of passion ,and DEPRESSION.:)
Crystal stood there, astonished by this fact.
She did what not other gurls would do and ran away confused.(AN:Remember duh Crystal is not like other gurls)

(AN:I hope you enjoyed my chapter my lil gems and let me know what else to add to the spice;)