@eliwest: I ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING STOLE MJÖLNIR HELP
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@eliwest: I WAS IN A HURRY AFTER TRAINING AND THOUGHT I GRABBED MY BAG FROM THE COAT RACK
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@eliwest: SPOILER ALERT IT WAS NOT MY BAG
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@eliwest: THOR IS GONNA BEAT MY ASS
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@eliwest: I TOLD PETER AND HE'S LAUGHING AT ME
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@eliwest: GOD OF THUNDER MY GUY COME GET YOUR FUCKING JUICE HELP
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@eliwest: steve is gonna lecture me for fucking years please
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@eliwest: update: if you're in nyc and saw that giant lightning bolt i'm so sorry idk what i'm doing
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@eliwest: update 2: i can fly now
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@eliwest: update 3: thor took it back :(