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eli
ok gals everyone get in line
to take me out
eli
in a date way or a murder way,
either is fine
val
make out and take out
eli
you get it
eli
anyways hi you're all very
powerful and intimidating
eli
mark me down as scared and horny
wanda
if no one else will date you then i will
shuri
hold up
wanda
i called dibs
carol
you can't just call dibs on someone
eli
and i, oop-
New direct message from @blackwidow!
natasha
they're a mess, i'm sorry
eli
you're saying that to the messiest
bitch alive
natasha
that's fair
natasha
anyone you seemed like not an
asshole and everyone generally likes
you, so welcome to the club
natasha
the only man allowed in the gc is spider-man
eli
the only bitch i trust
natasha
we're gonna get along great
