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Pog breloom
(Tw: death ment) Ashamed to say this joke has got me in ACTUAL tears laughing rn
James is nowhere NEAR the only one who disses his choices dont worry
Tw: shane dawson, ableism, logan paul
(Tw: motorbike crash, death)
'elliot is this where we find our you're dyslexic'
fav incorrect quote
'This is a threat. You have 5 minutes to unfollow me'
Lets just jump right into it
James found his account and wont stop replying to every goddamn thing now
Best reality tv trump's ever been involved in
Yes this includes meowth give him the pink feets and tail he deserves
*completely emptionless voice* why does this sound like a goodbye.
He comes back 2 years later to add 'update: turns out genderless pknm 😳'
I want this unironically. So bad.
He's losing fwi. Very bad
Love him. Top 10 twitch streamers. Also this translates to 'i banged ur wife'
He's oblivious to how they think of him. Thinks he's rlly talented poor sod
COMPLETELY different wavelengths
Jessies tech illiterate she thinks twitter is like a carrier pidgen pkmn or smth
I worked way too hard on this tske it
This election is going like the third act of a fucking film
Going longer than a slowburn fanfic
Im serious i genuinely want this to happen. Will be SO funny
*getting off work on a friday voice* GET IN!
Is this why he apparnetly tries to extend it? Or was that false like poutine
(Death mention) He was nvm haha
Goooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Hehe witch milf
Meowth face reveal
'No see its fine cos he wasnt ACTUALLY my parent i raised myself'
dont get me wrong i take no pleasure in telling you this i HATE it
i dreampt that you stabbed my last night
ammiright boys?
Tw: homophobia mention
(Tw: homophobia)
I wrote a man enough parody like this once
This post, minus pictures, is about 10% of james' tweets
Here ya go chief no one asked for this
Bloo loses it at a sombrero and jessie having ANY hip whatsoever
Actual among us too now- WHY IS THIS A THING???????
Meowth has this same attitude too actually but dont make me write that
"The chicken probably DIED after so you could joke about it being 'heaven'!!"
CHILDE,,,
this is a hogwarts school of prayer and miracles reference
meowth alone would do this but i rlly want it to be a collaboration
When the joke is just too good
Fair payback
Meowth, also high: woah dude same 😳
JEKDKRKEKDKDK why tf does rose have stans its SO funny. He's so badly written
Yall turned from being into young, tall bad boys to dad bods REAL fast
This is so sad alexa play holy matrimony
Iconic exchange
(Tw: child abuse, death ment) Micheal mcintyre for 1 rhod gilbert for 2 n 3
You'll go down in history, mr trump, as then president who dug his heels in!
The casuallyness with which he delivered that second sentence im on the floor
Meowth says this 2 months later when assessing his pheramosa crush
Have to walk him through it like the patrick wallet meme
Also 'you're a lowkey aggressive asshole and its hard to be friends with you'
8:32
something something man enough reference
'You have a hairy asscrack' 'clapping* i do! I really do!'
Same energy as 'dere aint much poisonality in dis trio and i guess i got it all'
'Waddaya talking about dats me right dere'
Animal abuse mention tw
Non-fatal car accident mention tw
Tw: gun, irresponsible gun usage, gun violence, threats of death, ect
Not edge au just an incorrect quote
He drives (cars), uses a gun, shoplift food, makes them look presentable..
Its time to sleep but my brains like 'no. The one good jacksfilms is gay joke'
MDMDKFKDKDKDK 'sorry meowth but i'd rather do ANYTHING else'
Why is this funny to me
Learnt about them in geography
Learnt about them in geography
Did i crowbar this moment in just cos i think its rlly funny? Maybe
fuck
Advanced dad jokes
Like thats It thats exactly their friendship
Someone shows ash the old fading away meme and he response 'my dad'
sorry this was mean
good post bloo. thank you bloo.
the hug has me in tears
i forgot how good this video is skdgjdasghedrj
'This one broke my fucking heart:'
'Im subscribed for those sick nasty rounds of yiay live'
Actually did this person call him john MFMEKFKDKFJ
"This one destroyed me"
Sorry guy fawkes 😔
He's not american- that'd make sense- he picked it up through tv apparently
Oh hello (they used the r word)
Fav incorrect quote
the mans a fucking god
bro no i wasnt supposed to go into genuine jacksfilms territory haha stop,,
Couldnt even be arsed to dye his hair we're shifting into the 4th stage of grief
Tw: death/murder mention
the top two
the answer is no she used the latter so she didnt have to have the former
I watched the 'best answer of every yiay' vid in full today
(Te mild homophobia) i think this counts as a transcript at this point
This genuinely scared me for a second when i read the name
Fuck man.
(tw: r*pe mention) ok but im genuinely annoyed i rlly like this tune
(tw: homophobic language, n-slur onscreen
influencer meowth is my favourite concept
ah well that happened
ASGHASJGHASDJGHJGHSDJ no one will get this and thats fine
The funniest comment in his channels history dont @ me
(Tw: mild homophobia) off the rails at the slightest comment fjdkfj
(Tw: homophobia, sexualised minor (brief mention)) gonna have to reread this
tw: domestic abuse, physical abuse
Essentially just that old 'oh we're using our fake names' meme
He cuts a caller off after he thinks he's Owned someone w Facts n Logic
Talking trouble, double trouble, big troubles gonna follow...
Apparently he likes video games
Spent 42 quid on christmas presents bay BEE! I dont want to be an adult
Give me just a second to be privilaged please, im mourning
Its little and was on sale only cost 9 quid but was 15 + delivery 🤠🔫
Did i have to pay to see the crossover fanfic to get this story properly?
Not to abuse 'show dont tell' but show dont tell
We monetised your depression, fam *dab emoji*
My old sans jokes level of relevance and cohesion
(Tw: mild homophobia) cuckolding makes for MUCH better cyberbullying
"He's very understanding he knows im only with jack for the money"
Dmdkfkfkekekfke
i dont know how to describe the direction this vid went in. stop spinning
I was too lazy to copy it up
Meowth trying to supress his accent in serious convos...effervescent
was about to ask when frank was locked away from society but then it hit me
This took me back. Please dont let it take me back :((
You're from barnsley luv,,,,,,,
'I've got a big announcement im really excited to share with you guys. Im gay'
Cant believe burger king real meals actually happened
erin and cube's friendship, jack listening so attentively, chipwich...
let her speak, jack, she's got shit to say
wee bit out of touch with reality here, meowth
SHGJASHGAJSGHASJGHASDJ
i mean a proper hideous pornstache like jacksfilms had for a while
(tw: r-slur at 2:18) 'shave the shitstache' sjghasdjgd
Sorry 😔 sweaty 🥵
Tw: domestic abuse, implied sexual abuse/assault, nazi mention
For people who joke about divorcing so much its clear they're rlly in love
One big girl in each arm. A proud parent
bad enough taste to like ugly men but good enough taste to know they're ugly
From drive back from school
JEJRJFKEJDJCJFJJJD
That 'you can always come out as a furry' reply on his coming out day tweet
You did it, you broke the censor logic down to its bare essentials
'Poifect' has become an injoke between her and james. Part of their vernacular
Tw: gun (as a joke prop)
Tw: alchohol, drinking, alchoholism mention
(Tw: ditto) shut up about destiel, two frat boys review iron man 2
Thinking about elliot
"i put my heart and soul into my work and have lost my mind in the process"
Read in sans' buhbuhbuh voice
He classes 'fashion' as just 'enjoying wearing clothes' fndjdj
"You ok, dude?????"
i dont know if they have individual personalities a picked a name at random
again from an incorrect quotes blog this is SO FUNNY SKAJGKSDGSD
"you know who you are"
*james voice* dont worry, i will
Trans meowth
"*between wheezes* its always when you least expect it..."
This is word for word from my old account i just still like ito
"He's allowed to, it fits his accent. Its like an access card. An accent card"
Would add on to last chap that jessie calls him jim instead but thats even worse
How do you do fellow fans who've watched kalos
Cute mental image...
Sounded like they planned this in advance dmekekkdkd
Brock: guys priorities, please. Ash: be more supportive! >:(
Was too dumb at the time to apprciate the dynamic,,,
*smoker voice* ehehe!
Meowth starts having flashbacks to the condom-balloon man enough scene
sajghadjghsdjghsdjhdf
"wait can i say that?"
i've never felt such a primal fear
honorary mention to 'crazy how this series if 500 days old'
losing it at how excited jack is. been dying for permission
ah, the rare wholesome jacksfilms moment
"you certainly werent singing with your mouth full"
unfunny jacksfilms quote part 30
tw: suicidal imagery, references and self deprecation (end)

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