(Te mild homophobia) i think this counts as a transcript at this point

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Theres so much to unpack here. The helmet. The sunglasses. The useless paper megaphone. The fact that his sign has a stick but he's holding it like it doesnt. Thats riddikulus. "Did you play pro skater 5?" "No, that game's gay". I just wanna rack up some of them sweet sweet combos and get some of that sweet sweet puss. It really jennas my marbles. He'a rich enough to get off his *slight pause* really tight ass, and-. "WHO'S WITH ME?!" "Wooooo!!!" "I'll take it. I'll take three people, that's fine". 'Jack can we get an interview?'. Its gonna have 40 tony hawks in it.

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