James: come on, jess-
Jessie: no. dont call me jess
James: huh? meowth calls you jess!
Jessie: meowth can pull it off. You arent sassy enough
Hello gamers
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Pog breloom
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(Tw: death ment) Ashamed to say this joke has got me in ACTUAL tears laughing rn
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James is nowhere NEAR the only one who disses his choices dont worry
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Tw: shane dawson, ableism, logan paul
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(Tw: motorbike crash, death)
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'elliot is this where we find our you're dyslexic'
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fav incorrect quote
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'This is a threat. You have 5 minutes to unfollow me'
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Lets just jump right into it
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James found his account and wont stop replying to every goddamn thing now
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Best reality tv trump's ever been involved in
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Yes this includes meowth give him the pink feets and tail he deserves
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*completely emptionless voice* why does this sound like a goodbye.
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He comes back 2 years later to add 'update: turns out genderless pknm 😳'
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I want this unironically. So bad.
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He's losing fwi. Very bad
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Love him. Top 10 twitch streamers. Also this translates to 'i banged ur wife'
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He's oblivious to how they think of him. Thinks he's rlly talented poor sod
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COMPLETELY different wavelengths
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Jessies tech illiterate she thinks twitter is like a carrier pidgen pkmn or smth
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I worked way too hard on this tske it
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This election is going like the third act of a fucking film
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Going longer than a slowburn fanfic
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Im serious i genuinely want this to happen. Will be SO funny
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*getting off work on a friday voice* GET IN!
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Is this why he apparnetly tries to extend it? Or was that false like poutine
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(Death mention) He was nvm haha
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Goooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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Hehe witch milf
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Meowth face reveal
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'No see its fine cos he wasnt ACTUALLY my parent i raised myself'
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dont get me wrong i take no pleasure in telling you this i HATE it
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i dreampt that you stabbed my last night
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ammiright boys?
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Tw: homophobia mention
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(Tw: homophobia)
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I wrote a man enough parody like this once
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This post, minus pictures, is about 10% of james' tweets
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Here ya go chief no one asked for this
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Bloo loses it at a sombrero and jessie having ANY hip whatsoever
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Actual among us too now- WHY IS THIS A THING???????
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Meowth has this same attitude too actually but dont make me write that
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"The chicken probably DIED after so you could joke about it being 'heaven'!!"
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CHILDE,,,
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this is a hogwarts school of prayer and miracles reference
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meowth alone would do this but i rlly want it to be a collaboration
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When the joke is just too good
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Fair payback
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Meowth, also high: woah dude same 😳
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JEKDKRKEKDKDK why tf does rose have stans its SO funny. He's so badly written
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Yall turned from being into young, tall bad boys to dad bods REAL fast
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This is so sad alexa play holy matrimony
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Iconic exchange
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(Tw: child abuse, death ment) Micheal mcintyre for 1 rhod gilbert for 2 n 3
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You'll go down in history, mr trump, as then president who dug his heels in!
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The casuallyness with which he delivered that second sentence im on the floor
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Meowth says this 2 months later when assessing his pheramosa crush
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Have to walk him through it like the patrick wallet meme
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Also 'you're a lowkey aggressive asshole and its hard to be friends with you'
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8:32
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something something man enough reference
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'You have a hairy asscrack' 'clapping* i do! I really do!'
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Same energy as 'dere aint much poisonality in dis trio and i guess i got it all'
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'Waddaya talking about dats me right dere'
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Animal abuse mention tw
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Non-fatal car accident mention tw
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Tw: gun, irresponsible gun usage, gun violence, threats of death, ect
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Not edge au just an incorrect quote
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He drives (cars), uses a gun, shoplift food, makes them look presentable..
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Its time to sleep but my brains like 'no. The one good jacksfilms is gay joke'
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MDMDKFKDKDKDK 'sorry meowth but i'd rather do ANYTHING else'
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Why is this funny to me
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Learnt about them in geography
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Learnt about them in geography
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Did i crowbar this moment in just cos i think its rlly funny? Maybe
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fuck
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Advanced dad jokes
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Like thats It thats exactly their friendship
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Someone shows ash the old fading away meme and he response 'my dad'
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sorry this was mean
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good post bloo. thank you bloo.
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the hug has me in tears
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i forgot how good this video is skdgjdasghedrj
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'This one broke my fucking heart:'
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'Im subscribed for those sick nasty rounds of yiay live'
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Actually did this person call him john MFMEKFKDKFJ
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"This one destroyed me"
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Sorry guy fawkes 😔
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He's not american- that'd make sense- he picked it up through tv apparently
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Oh hello (they used the r word)
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Fav incorrect quote
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the mans a fucking god
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bro no i wasnt supposed to go into genuine jacksfilms territory haha stop,,
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Couldnt even be arsed to dye his hair we're shifting into the 4th stage of grief
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Tw: death/murder mention
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the top two
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the answer is no she used the latter so she didnt have to have the former
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I watched the 'best answer of every yiay' vid in full today
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(Te mild homophobia) i think this counts as a transcript at this point
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This genuinely scared me for a second when i read the name
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Fuck man.
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(tw: r*pe mention) ok but im genuinely annoyed i rlly like this tune
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(tw: homophobic language, n-slur onscreen
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influencer meowth is my favourite concept
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ah well that happened
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ASGHASJGHASDJGHJGHSDJ no one will get this and thats fine
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The funniest comment in his channels history dont @ me
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(Tw: mild homophobia) off the rails at the slightest comment fjdkfj
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(Tw: homophobia, sexualised minor (brief mention)) gonna have to reread this
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tw: domestic abuse, physical abuse
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Essentially just that old 'oh we're using our fake names' meme
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He cuts a caller off after he thinks he's Owned someone w Facts n Logic
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Talking trouble, double trouble, big troubles gonna follow...
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Apparently he likes video games
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Spent 42 quid on christmas presents bay BEE! I dont want to be an adult
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Give me just a second to be privilaged please, im mourning
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Its little and was on sale only cost 9 quid but was 15 + delivery 🤠🔫
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Did i have to pay to see the crossover fanfic to get this story properly?
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Not to abuse 'show dont tell' but show dont tell
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We monetised your depression, fam *dab emoji*
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My old sans jokes level of relevance and cohesion
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(Tw: mild homophobia) cuckolding makes for MUCH better cyberbullying
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"He's very understanding he knows im only with jack for the money"
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Dmdkfkfkekekfke
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i dont know how to describe the direction this vid went in. stop spinning
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I was too lazy to copy it up
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Meowth trying to supress his accent in serious convos...effervescent
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was about to ask when frank was locked away from society but then it hit me
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This took me back. Please dont let it take me back :((
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You're from barnsley luv,,,,,,,
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'I've got a big announcement im really excited to share with you guys. Im gay'
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Cant believe burger king real meals actually happened
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erin and cube's friendship, jack listening so attentively, chipwich...
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let her speak, jack, she's got shit to say
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wee bit out of touch with reality here, meowth
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SHGJASHGAJSGHASJGHASDJ
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i mean a proper hideous pornstache like jacksfilms had for a while
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(tw: r-slur at 2:18) 'shave the shitstache' sjghasdjgd
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Sorry 😔 sweaty 🥵
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Tw: domestic abuse, implied sexual abuse/assault, nazi mention
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For people who joke about divorcing so much its clear they're rlly in love
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One big girl in each arm. A proud parent
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bad enough taste to like ugly men but good enough taste to know they're ugly
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From drive back from school
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JEJRJFKEJDJCJFJJJD
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That 'you can always come out as a furry' reply on his coming out day tweet
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You did it, you broke the censor logic down to its bare essentials
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'Poifect' has become an injoke between her and james. Part of their vernacular
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Tw: gun (as a joke prop)
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Tw: alchohol, drinking, alchoholism mention
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(Tw: ditto) shut up about destiel, two frat boys review iron man 2
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Thinking about elliot
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"i put my heart and soul into my work and have lost my mind in the process"
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Read in sans' buhbuhbuh voice
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He classes 'fashion' as just 'enjoying wearing clothes' fndjdj
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"You ok, dude?????"
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i dont know if they have individual personalities a picked a name at random
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again from an incorrect quotes blog this is SO FUNNY SKAJGKSDGSD
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"you know who you are"
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*james voice* dont worry, i will
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Trans meowth
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"*between wheezes* its always when you least expect it..."
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This is word for word from my old account i just still like ito
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"He's allowed to, it fits his accent. Its like an access card. An accent card"
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Would add on to last chap that jessie calls him jim instead but thats even worse
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How do you do fellow fans who've watched kalos
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Cute mental image...
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Sounded like they planned this in advance dmekekkdkd
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Brock: guys priorities, please. Ash: be more supportive! >:(
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Was too dumb at the time to apprciate the dynamic,,,
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*smoker voice* ehehe!
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Meowth starts having flashbacks to the condom-balloon man enough scene
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sajghadjghsdjghsdjhdf
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"wait can i say that?"
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i've never felt such a primal fear
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honorary mention to 'crazy how this series if 500 days old'
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losing it at how excited jack is. been dying for permission
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ah, the rare wholesome jacksfilms moment
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"you certainly werent singing with your mouth full"
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unfunny jacksfilms quote part 30
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tw: suicidal imagery, references and self deprecation (end)
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