Wrong number! but ready to help (Spiderwitch)

Who Are You?

A/N: Hi everyone, I just want to say that the cover is not mine, and that I don't do many author notes, except when I have something really important to say. But I'll ask you to pay attention to some details, I often do little Easter eggs easy to miss in my stories (read them while you are at it please) also, enjoy!

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??? :
Hey Mj, it's Peter, I need your help, yes it's a new phone (the other one got smashed one too much time.) but anyway, I need your help, do you know how to get a knife shard and a bullet out please?

??? :
I'm not Mj, you have typed the wrong number I think.

Peter :
That's not funny Mj.

???:
Wait, SHOT AND STAB?! How did you do?!

Peter:
Oh, so you're really not Mj... It is not important the how, I really need it... It is for a friend, please help me Mr unknown.

??? :
OK, wait a bit. (2 minutes later) OK, first you need to clean the injuries, then to take the smallest clamp you have and slowly take the shard and bullet out.

Peter:
Thank you very much, he's going better. Anyway, what's your name?

??? :
No offense kid, but I kind of want to stay unknown, in fact it is very unusual for people to don't know me... Shouldn't you not text strangers?

Peter:
Then do you have any nicknames? Hey! I'm not a kid!😡

Yes normally but you're nice so it's okay.

??? :
Hmm something linked to coldness.

Wait how did you do the last thing? The angry face?

Peter:
This you mean 😡?

Captain cold:
Yes! Wait, captain cold? Really?

Peter:
Yup! And do you see the face on your keypad?

Captain cold:
Yes.

Peter:
Try clicking on it.

Captain cold:
OH MY GOD 😁😚😘🤨🤔🤗!

Peter:
Now try scrolling downward. And on the sides

Captain cold:
Wow! ✌🏻🤟🏻🦙🐃🍄🍎🏬⛵🛑🥉👢🛂⛔🇧🇩🇦🇶Thanks kid!

Peter:
Hey I'm not a kid!

Captain cold:
You are, getting angry for nothing like one.

Peter:
I'm 15, I'm not a kid!

Captain cold:
Yes you totally are. Shouldn't you be sleeping at a time like this!

Peter:
Welp gotta go!

Captain cold:
Peter!

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Peter's pov
I snickered and put my phone down before going to sleep. The next day, I quickly swing towards school, full of energy. But it soon wore off in science where I became bored as hell. It's baby level! I took my phone and was about to text either Ned or Mj (the first being only a few ranks behind me and the latter in the back of the class.) but I still had the chat with Captain cold on, so I texted him :
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Peter:
Hey, I'm bored, do you want to discuss science with me?

Captain cold:
Aren't you in class?

Peter:
Noooo......

Captain cold:
You just gave yourself away you know... Anyway, I don't know much about science but I have a friend who does. Let me 5 minutes and he will text you.

??? :
Hello? Are you the kid cap talked to me about, the one bored ?

Peter:
Yes, and you are?

??? :
His friend, but you can refer me as... Ti or Pd as you want.

Peter:
You mean like in titanium and palladium?

Mr Titanium:
Exactly! Finally someone to talk to! Well... Maybe. Why are you bored?

Peter:
Science, too bored.

Mr Titanium:
And I thought we could talk...

Peter:
Too easy too. Wait what do you mean?!

Mr Titanium:
Oh! It's nothing in that case. So what do you want to talk about?

Peter:
Computer science

Mr Titanium:
Definitely we're going to be good friends.
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We began to write about computer science, algebra, quantum physics for hours, me getting through each of my classes before getting home, then the night came, and I went on patrol, today was a calm day. Then questions I was not ready for came:

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Mr Titanium:
Anyway, how old are you? What's your name? Why did you continue to text unknown people?

Peter:
😜, like you said, you're unknown.

Mr Titanium:
You know, I can just hack your phone.
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I looked at the amount of anti hacking programs and GPS tracking blocker I created and smiled

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Peter:
Good luck with that! 😁

Mr Titanium:
In less than 5 minutes, I'll have all your informations.

Peter:
Let's see Mr Hacker.

Mr Titanium:
How the hell...?

Peter:
Told ya! 😝
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Natasha's pov:
All the avengers were in the common room, I was in front of Steve, 'talking with Pepper' (I was just admiring his perfect jaw and eyes... Steve's I mean!) while the blond was looking with interest at Stark's phone:
"How did he...?!" the latter whispered/shouted
"What's going on?" Steve asked quietly
"I can't!" Tony whispered, smiling slightly, fondly
"You can't?! Wow! Talk about a big head!" Steve said with a small smile
"What you're smiling at guys?" Pepper and I asked at the same time
"Oh, um nothing." Steve said
"Suuure." I said, narrowing my eyes
"Seriously, just a meme." Stark said.
"OK..." Pepper said, I'll find out later, after stealing their phone.