Wrong number! but ready to help (Spiderwitch)

The Hospital

A/N: Sorry for not updating for a bit of time, I was waiting for your votes, but I decided it could "wait" so for now, she's neither dead or alive. Now, enjoy the reading.

Peter's pov:
I woke up in a very neat room with white everywhere and blinding neon's light... I immediately got a sensory overload but it worn out as soon as it started, which was odd... I looked on both sides of my bed and saw my little witch, holding my hand and diminishing the overload, she had red eyes (not from her powers) , her make-up had leaked, and dark circles under her diamonds like eyes. She was clearly at her limit :
"Hey pretty girl, you're OK?"
"Hi, I'm better than you at least..." she said with a small smirk
"I bet, but I'll be back to normal in 2 hours or so."
"Peter, you've been out for the whole night... I doubt you could...could... Oooooh... You have that too?" I smiled and nodded then something came to my mind
"Wanda, where is aunt May?" she avoided eye contact "Wanda, where's May ?!" she looked down "Wanda please!?" I begged
"She's in coma..." she said, I sighed in semi relief. At least she's still alive.
"PETER!" Ned shouted bursting in, he then noticed the red aura surrounding my head :"What are you doing?! I'll beat you up!" he said ready to dash, but Mj grabbed his collar :
"Look again loser." she said. The red aura had now disappeared, and Ned turned his head towards my hand link with Wanda's (I had nodded earlier saying they could know about us.)
"Oooooh... Hmmm sorry, let me go again from the beginning : hi, I'm Edward Leeds, Peter's male best friend but call me Ned."
"I'm Michelle Jones, Peter's female best friend, but my friends call me MJ."
"Please to finally meet you, I'm Pete's girlfriend, Wanda Maximoff." jaw dropped from Ned, surprised expression from MJ
"Y-you're the Sc-Scarlet Witch?! No way!" my girlfriend (yay!) made red sparkles appeared
"Yes way." she said smiling
"Oh my God! Your Parker luck may have strike you too much for it's liking..." I chuckled :
"You're sure about that? Why am I here then? Anyway, how did you guys knew that I would wake up now?"
"Oh we calculated your... Hmmm your..." Ned said quickly glancing at Wanda
"She knows, the avengers don't, neither do they about us."
"OK." both said and zipped their mouth
"So as Ned said, we calculated your healing capacity from a shot and then calculated it if you were hit by a similar kinetic but on your whole body." MJ said
"OK. Did the teachers gave lots of homework?"
"No not really, they felt really bad about you and didn't had the heart to anything." Wanda blinked, switching her gaze to each three of us
"What's going on pretty girl?"
"N-nothing, it's just that you're a so good team, and you're so young!" I smiled
"One we're only two years younger than you, two you're part of this team now." she smiled really fondly :
"Hey Ned, let's go, I remembered we've got a lots of homework."
"But the teachers didn't give that much..."
"Yeah? Well I didn't do the others."
"But... Yesterday you said-ow!" she had nudged him and nodded toward us: "Why the hell did you- OOOOOOooooh." he said understanding, and going out of my room saying goodbye. I looked at Wanda who looked back at me, and we burst into laughter before kissing each other:
"They're fun." she said. "I like them." I smiled.
"I love you." I said before I could hold anything, her eyes widened and she kissed me deeply :
"I love you too!" she said with the biggest smile I've ever seen. But then I heard the handle of the door turning, I pulled my hand away as the door opened, the Avengers got in arguing :
"Tony I'm just saying the kid might not wake up, and it would be a miracle if he woke up today."
"Don't say something like that... I beg you." Mr Stark answered, then they all froze:
"I guess you have your miracle." Bucky said
"Your welcome." Thor said, everyone turned toward him : "What? It's in this situation that you, midgardians always says 'Thank God' or 'Thank gods' so I took a step ahead of you so you can already get to the point with him." he said with a small smile, everyone laughed
"Anyway, hmmmm kid... We're all very sorry about your aunt, I already hired the best doctors I could find..."
"Thank you so much Mr Stark! That's a great knews! I'll live a bit easier thanks to you!" I said sighting in relief
"That brings me to my next point. We want you to sign these please." are these firings papers...? Did I do something wrong?
'I'm sure they aren't, don't worry.' Wanda's voice rang through my head, I took the papers with shaky hands and read them. As the reading process, my hands shook harder : they're adoption file for Anthony Edward Stark, and Natalia Alianovna Romanova.
"Why?" was the only word that came to mind and reached my mouth
"Well your aunt being... You know... We agreed that we couldn't let you all by yourself..." Mr Stark said
"It's not that we don't trust you could live on your own, it's just that..." Steve began
"No teenager should drop school to be able to live." Mrs Romanoff said
"Then why you? I mean I would be super happy, but I would just be a weight for you..." I immediately got a big slap to everyone surprise, given by Wanda :
"Don't ever say something like that again!" then, everyone's phone got off but nobody picked up "That's just a bunch of bullshit! You're everything but a weight! And don't you fucking say that again!"
"Language!"
"English Russian kisser." I answered, it was so close to a previous situation that it all clicked : all the situations close to the one in the texts, Mr Stark and Mrs Romanoff protective attitude, when their phone buzzed when I sent a message, Mrs Stark's belly becoming rounder and rounder, then just now when everyone's phone rang, cap's attitude, and of course their nicknames! I pointed at Steve:
"You're Captain cold, you're Ballerina, you're Mr Titanium and you Mrs Titanium, you're Zeus, Speedy, Alpha twin, Philoctetes, and Gamma guy... I can't believe it!"
"Pete please forgive us, we didn't want to scare you..." Mrs Stark said
"I'm not mad at you, it's just that it's awesome! I've texted the Avengers! Wait... Please tell me I wasn't pick because you knew who I was (and how did you learn about me?)"
"Honestly, building an AI is impressive, but doing it in 4 days is genius level. As for the how, Ms Green saw you and Wanda molded you and we could activate face recognition." Mr Stark said
"But back to the adoption, if you sign them, I'll be your mom, Tony your dad but you'll keep your name. Is that OK with you?"
"Yeah, thank you very much..." I said with teary eyes, but a big smile. I signed, and the avengers sent Pietro to New York's town hall.
"Welcome to the family!" Thor said, I chuckled and tuned toward Wanda :
"<Guess I'll do incest then. Don't you think pretty girl?>" (A/N: "<...>" is when sokovian is spoke) I said in sokovian, chuckling.
"<Do you have any imperfection?>" Wanda said in awe
"<More than you.>"I said sighing. The others were in awe too. But Mrs Romanoff did something else :
"Znachit, ty mozhesh' govorit' po-sokovanski, slishkom pauchok?" I froze:
"Aga, no pochemu ty nazval menya malen'kim paukom?"
"Potomu chto ty moy syn, a ya chernaya vdova."
"Et donc tu parles quels autres langues Peter ?" Bucky asked as his voice inflections changed
"Pourquoi ?"
"Por nada, solo por saber." he said, his inflections changing again.
"Hmmm ... Hablo ruso, socoviano, francés, español e inglés con fluidez, por supuesto, y decidí aprender italiano por mi cuenta, pero comencé hace dos semanas." I then noticed everyone looking in awe at me and just realized that both spy had spoke in every language I was fluent in, I blushed.
"Well my friends, that's how Pete prove us he was capable of infiltrating twenty to fifty countries." everyone laughed. Then Pietro came back and a doctor was called. He said I was fine (which surprised him), and that the avengers could take me back to the Tower with a wheelchair. We couldn't get in May's room but they promised me we could see her as soon as authorized. Then we took all my things at my apartment, in which my throat tightened a lot, while silent tears fell from my cheek. Wanda and Mrs Rom-... Mom hugged me tightly. When I settled in my room (next to Wanda's, yeah.), I sighed and sobbed a bit but stop as soon as possible. At least I have parents again... And a very hot girlfriend. So all in all, my life is not that bad, it could be so much worse...