41 : I came in my eye not only once, but actually twice
42 : I badly wanna witness someone spontaneously combust into flames. I have no clue where this worrying idea came from
43 : I typed "my pp" and the first suggestion on my phone was "my pp gayplay"
44 : I’m sitting on the fence whether to actually start an onlyfans now that I have the assets or continue posting funny shit on wattpad
45 : Had 3 massive shits today and now my arse whistles in the wind
46 : Fuck nnn I got my hole 5 hours ago
47 : I will send my ass to literally anyone who asks, I’m turning into a faggot, wait I already was nvm
48 : My ex tried to humiliate me in front of her friends. She told them I was terrible in bed. You should've seen her face when they all disagreed
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I used to bring baby wipes to kindergarden because I was scared to use toilet paper. Another girl named Hannah also brought wipes for whatever reason. One day, I was pissed at my teacher for not letting us go outside and have recess. So I did the only thing I could do at that age; PROTEST! I took a huge stinky shit in the bathroom and wiped my ass like normal, but I stuck the shitty wipes to the wall. I swear that shit was so greasy it took like 30 wipes to get me clean. At this point the wall had been covered with doodoo art and I was leaving. I should also mention my kindergarden had one person bathrooms in the classrooms. We had no sign in sheet or any track record of bathroom usage. Sure enough some kid entered the bathroom and saw my fucking masterpiece, and he yelled for the teacher to come over. Hannah at this moment had her pack of wipes on her desk, she liked to brag about the fact that she had "better toilet paper". The teacher put two and two together fast and Hannah had hell to pay. She was forced to clean 30 (give or take) shitty ass wipes from the wall of a school bathroom with no gloves or tools. Nobody knows I was the culprit, until now of course. TLDR: I covered a wall in shitty ass wipes and made some bitch clean it off with her bare hands
50 : i regularly troll camwhores on tinder.
51 : NNN is for cucks and incels, just coom every day you fuckin idiots
52 : My last message to my ex: “you may block me but you can’t unsuck my dick"
53 : I didn't juju on that beat
54 : I’m still confused as to what based means. I know the definition of the word, it’s just that I get confused whenever someone just says based. Like, does it mean that what was said is based in facts? Does it mean correct? I’ve never been able to figure it out, and honestly, I’ve been too afraid to ask, for fear of being scorned and scoffed at, to be told that I “should already know by now” and get laughed at. But it’s finally gotten to the point where I absolutely have to know, and I don’t care if I’m laughed at for asking, I just want to know.
55 : I once cummed into a girls eye, That'll be the last time she sees her kids
56 : Hot moms in your area want to fuck
57 : i think people with porn addiction should definitely do NNN. if you instead are a functional human that's not addicted and still participate, then that's cool too but don't think you're better than anyone else
58 : I voted for Kanye
59 : I shitted
60 : today I thought it was a fart
