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"Hello! I am hobi the sweet shark that saved your husband!!"

It doesn't take long enough for Jiwoo to faint

But it also doesn't take long enough for Jiwoo to gain back consciousness

"Hello hello don't be scared I mean no harm-"

"OH MY FUCKING GOSHHHHHH THE SHARK SPEAKS! I REPEAT THE SHARK FUCKING SPEAKS!!!!!! IT ALSO HAS A FUCKING NAME OH MY GOD AHHHHHHH!!!! WAIT-

YOONGI?!?!?!?? BABE!!!!??? WHERE ARE YOU OMG YOONGI BAE I'M SO SO SORRY HOLY FUCK OMG WHERE ARE U WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY PROPER SEX YOU CANT BE DEAD I WANNA SEE HOW BIG U ARE YOONGIII-"

"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP JIWOO?!"

" *gasp* I-I'm sorry bae I didn't mean to scream like a maniac *sniffs* I-I was just so worried about you you know *sobs* *cries like a bitch*

"Stop crying will you you can see how big I am iF U COME AND SAVE ME FROM THIS WEIRD ASS CAVE SHIT"

"yOON U AINT IN A WEIRD ASS CAVE SHIT YOUR SITTING IN A WHALE'S TONGUE DBDHFJJJDJDJD"

"Yes your wife is right youre sitting in my tongue and I saved you. The least I deserve is a smol thank you but what I got is a fainting human smh"

Author's note

Bruh I only write this when our wifi 's finished 😭

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