oh look is badboyhalo x goodboyhalo

oh muffins jef is here what will he do

goodboyhalo forgive me for this crack, srry for shipping yall lmfao

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badbouyhalo quickly became comfortable with goodbighalo. but bbh was still worried about skeppy. good saw Bad was anxious so he decided to be a good boyfriend and cuddle with him uwu. good yeeted himself on bbh's lap and bad did a flusterd squeal

"MNKMNHAMDHMSNAMDHSANMHABSJ,MD GOOD YOU SON OF A MUFFIN"

"shut the fuck up I'm trying to be a good boyfriend"

"LANGUAGE U MUFFIN"

"does it look like i give a fuck"

"T_T language. but thx. and when will skeppy come back??"

"bruh idfk. statistically in the professional crack authors mind, skeppy and skepdemon are now dating."

"O_o"

"idk why the author ships everyone what thf fuck"

"language"

good heard the doorbell ringgggggggg and he went up to answer it. he looked through the peephole and immediately gaysped. he ran up to bad and gay panicked

"SHIOT SHIT SHIT BAD BABD BDBAB ABDB ABD BAD BALD BALD SHIT OH FUCK AAAA FIUKC SHIT- U NEED TO FUCKING GET THE FUCK UIUTTA HERE- QUICK GET TH EUFCJ FUCK OUT OF HERE-"

he heard the door unlock and he turned around. standing at the doorway was Jef, staring at him intensely.

"good... what is this?" jef gasped

"WAIT JEF JEF BABY I CAN EXPLAIN-"

"u. you... you cheater."

"WAIT NO NONONONNNO BABY BABY LOSUTEEN TO ME I DONT MENA IT THIS WAY- JEF SWEETIE PLS BABY I STILL LOVE U-"

"i knew this love wasn't real. goodbiy"

"NINONONNONONNOO JEF BABY-"

jef went up to good and OH MY FUCKING GOD HE SLAPPED HIM!! THE PUMPKIN SLAPPED THE FUCKING SHIT OUTTA GOODBOYHALO!!! OHHHHHH!! everyone gasped and good and jef froze

"w-wait I'm sorry-"

"BITCH GET TH EFUCK OUTTA HERE FUCK U. WHAT THE FUCK U SLAP SO WEAK. BRUH SKEPDEMON COULD PROBABLY SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA ME BETTER THAN U WHAT THE FUCK!! wait that sounds weird- here comes another crack book- shit"

":'(" jef said

bad gey panicked "language!! good!! and why didn't u tell me u already had a bf!!! what the muffin!!!"

bad was a good muffin and he hugged jef. jef cried in his shoulder and jef gave good the finger aka "fuck u". good stared at the floor in guilt.

"i have a confession" good quickly said "i may or may not have been drunk that day"

".......what o-o"

"WAIT SO U STILL LOVE ME????" jef smiled

"no. this crack is literally called "oh look is badboyhalo x goodboyhalo" so it is now illegal for me to love anyone else except badboyhalo."

"fuck u good." jef frowned.

jef stormed outta the house in anger and once again gave him the middle finger. good smiled and gave him the middle finger back.

"jealousy is a disease bitch!! get well soon!! <3" good laughed

jef slammed the door so hard that the door fucking felll off. but good didn't care. he looked at bad and kissed him on the lipssssss and be adorable muffins lmao

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yea this was short lmfao

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