oh look is badboyhalo x goodboyhalo

Goodboyhalo takes care of sickboyhalo and theres drama with jef

this has been in the drafts since December and so imma finally feed you content

I haven't updated this in months forgive me 

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bbh laid in his bed and sipped on some carbonated melon milk. sapnap said carbonated melon milk was good for the body cause it had lots of vitamins. gbh stopped himself from yeeting into bbh's room cause he was sick.

"babe" Good whispered

"cough yesSSs..."

"im going to the store to get some milk u want somethun?"

"more carbonated melon milk and vitamiins pls"

"ANYTHING FOR U BB ILY"

"o_o ilyt?"

bbh sat in bed siping on his melon milk and contemplating life. gbh was at the store and was checking out his items. he left the store and was driving back but then he realized he was lost. he drived all around and still didnt find his way back home. its like the fuckin road got thanos snapped. he pulled over and called Skepdemon but he didnt pick up. he tried calling a6demon but he also didnt pick up. he tried to call Nightmare, Georgewasfound, and Snapped but they also didnt pick up.

"wtf does everyone have something to do"

gbh pulled his phone out and tried to get a GPS but nothing came up. 

"does the fucking world hate me rn"

bbh tried to text gbh but it didn't send. bbh was getting worried for Good and so he tried to call him but he didnt pick up. bbh realized this was the milk curse. whenever you buy milk from the store you never come back

"lol whatever git gud" Bad said

Bad went back to sleep. he started dreaming of skeppy. he rlly missed him. if they are separated for more than 14hrs the world and universe will break and happytwt will cry. Skeppy came up to him and hugged him.

":DDD SKEPPYY!!!!! hi skepiuiy <3"

"hi sexyboihalo ily"

"ilyt- wait did you just call me sexy-"

"yes i did and there's nothin u can do about it bitch boy"

"OH MY MUFFINS SKEPPY LANGUAGE >:000"

"yeah whatever, anyways imma leave u in this dream ight bye"

skeppy started to walk away from bbh, bbh chased after him but he fell like any other dream scene in a drama or romance movie. "SKEPPY!!! COME BACK!"

bbh woke up in a sweat. he got his phone out and tried calling gbh. good picked up the phone.

"o hi babe. listen I'm a bit lost so this may take awhile to get back home-"

"GOODBOYHALO SHUT THE MUFFIN UP. I WANNA SEE SKEPPY" bbh shouted.

"?????? but you have skepdemon. wait I don't even know where skepdemon is rn. i think he's still with skeppy in your world probably fighting about who is the better boyfriend."

"o_O what"

"yea both skeppy and skepdemon like you, its a lovers quarrel lmao. but too bad you're taken LMFAOOO"

"oh my muffin shut the muffin up I wanna see skeppy rn"

"no <3"

"GOODBOYHA-"

good hung up on bbh. bbh frowned and laid back in bed. he rlly rlly rlly rlly missed skeppy :((((. while bbh was missing skeppy, good was still tryna find the way back home. he went through all his contacts but no one picked up. he scrolled up and found one number he didn't call. Jef. he frowned at the number and tapped it.

"I swear to god if that bitch did something..." good muttered.

jef picked up "o hi good! how are you?"

"why are you happy to hear from your ex boyfriend? pfft- did you miss me? were you that desperate for me?

"uhhhh... maybe haha. you must be wondering why you're lost rn?

"wa- how did you know? DID YOU DO SOMETHING YOU BITCH?"

"ahahahHAHAHAH! I HAVE SABATOGED YOUR PLAN TO GO HOME! LMFAOOOO SUCK IT BITCH BOYYYYY LLLLLLL. the road is hidden somewhere and you can NEVER be able to find it! AHAHAHAH-"

"jef for fucks sake, where is the road back home?"

"behind the store"

"ight thx."

"WAIT WHAT THE FUCK-"

good hung up on jef and took the road behind the store. jef was right and the road led back home. good got his shit from the car and he went into bbhs room.

":D hi babe I'm home. i got u vitamins and carbonated melon milk"

"thank you" bbh sounded like he was dying.

bbh consumed the vitamins and drank more carbonated melon milk. he instantly felt better and good gave him a hug.

"wait good you cant hug me! what if I'm still sick?" bbh tried backing away from good but he still wouldn't let go

"demon technology makes the illness instantly go away. now I can kiss you :D"

"GOOD-"

*kiss kiss kiss kiss mwah mwah mwah* I'm too lazy to make a kiss scene so have this. *kith kith mwah aggressive makingout moan kiss MWWAHHHHH uwu owo kiss*

"oh my muffin" bbh did a flustered squeal

":)"

"can i see skeppy please?"

"no <3"

"can i see him next chapter please?"

"yes <3"

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I SPEEDRAN THIS CHAPTER SRRY IS THERE ARE ERRORS BUT THEN AGAIN THIS SI CRACK LMAOOO

i did not revise this lol

word count - 791