No Sonic wasn't pregnant...I don't know. Okay so, he started following Jotaro and CardiB on Twitter. Some thots were sending him messages because he's an e-girl. Sonic was annoyed by that so he wanted to use some red butterfly as jam. He played Billie Eilish songs and cried. NO, HE WILL NOT LET THOTS SEND HIM MESSAGES ANYMORE. HE DECIDED TO START RECORDING YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS LIFE PROBLEMS. He really did that actually. Room was filled with feeling of sadness (YES ENGLISH TEACHER, HIS COURTIANS WERE BLUE BECAUSE HE WAS SAD OKAY OKAY). He sat in front of his mirror and started doing his e-girl makeup. A little bit of eyeshadow here, a little bit of highlighter here, some lipstick, smile at mirror, some mascara, done! He was looking like...let's just...let's just not explain that. Our lives will be easier than 5-minute crafts if we don't mention how he was looking with his makeup. He started grinning at his reflection in the mirror, he felt like supermodel. He turned on his camera and started recording his Kardashian video. He was talking how he met love of his life, his princess, how they drank beer with sunflower seeds and told each other facts about Poland, how he thought he was pregnant, how he made Twitter account, how his ears cried red...He felt like the real Kardashian. But, it wasn't very good. He wanted to look prettier, he wanted to look more like Kardashian. He dressed his glitter T-shirt and thigh black-yellow jeans. He also putted 3 liters of hair gel. NOW HE WAS THE REAL KARDASHIAN.
OKAY WHY IS ANYONE VOTING FOR THIS AND READING THIS ARE YOU GUYS OK???
