"Just drive me home", I said then told him where to take me with a fatigued look on my face. I didn't tell him no that thing my house but close, just in case.
Of course anyone would be tired after what that creep said.
"YOU FOOL!", this time I exclaimed with a little bit of excitement glittering on my face. You see guys anyone would be looking like sad bag of potatoes, let's say potato chips after that sorry excuse for a threat, honestly clams could make better ones, but not me I couldn't feel down.
Guys and I had a tired look on my face because I was looking for a juicy come back.
"Soo you stupid kids of nowadays have your head's stuck in the clouds, and don't have any respect for your elders ehh?"
Guys imagine your heads stuck in clouds, it could be nice right? Just up in the sky like a bird.
Em sorry, back to the story.
"Oh I wouldn't call a useless sloth like you my elder, I even have more respect for duky than for you".
"Duky!, really!, Oh really!, really!, aha!, aha!, ehe!, ehe!, hehe!, hehe!".
"Wait dude, are you alright?, huh cause you're really behaving like a mad man here, do you have rabies huh cause this time you're creeping me out?, hey are you mentally stable, or psychologically unwell?, I said with a little fear at the tip of my voice.
Guys he just stopped the taxi beside the side walk, stretched his hand to my door, and opened it wide.
Then he started to stare everywhere like the rabid bull that he was.
He suddenly started clapping in the taxi and moving his hips, then he started singing.
The song went like this guy's:
Alele ahe, hi ho.
And many more things that were out of this world.
More like he turned his crazed laughs into a song. And guys anytime now I was gonna run out.
"Dude I really think you should get tes-----", I was interrupted by the taxi driver, pushing me out from the taxi.
"Maniac, your sick, sick in the mind!". He didn't even give me my cash back, that thought slapped me in the face, then I shook my head.
I was glad it was in the evening, so too many people weren't walking on the side walk.
After a walk of about some minutes I was home.
"Hi Steve I said, but there was no reply, Steve, Steve!".
"Hey, why are you yelling my name, Brain?
"Brain?, who are you talking to like that?
"Hey, can't you see I'm busy?, Steve said with an arrogant look on his face.
Then he bursted out laughing, "just Kidding Johnny, welcome back, maybe I should pursue a career in acting, an art occupation". He said stressing the "art occupation", then gave me a glare.
We looked at each other and bursted out laughing, "just kidding, anyways your spaghetti is in the warmer", Steve said.
"Nah I'll pass, don't wanna have a case of food poisoning tonight".Steve knew I was kidding because he really is one of the best cooks in the world, I didn't just wanna eat the.
Well Steve, he's my 17 year old room mate, more like house mate, if there's anything like that, cause we live in my 3 bedroom duplex, with my library, lab, swimming pool, a grill for barbecues and obviously an elevator.It was a fully air conditioned house.
"So Steve what are you doing?"
"Well since you're asking the stupid question I'm using the bathroom, ugh as you can see I'm trying to create a generator".
"Yeah, I said, well have you tried using bigger magnets?", I asked.
"Oh thanks, I didn't just wanna go by some".
"Don't worry I have a tone of them in my lab, you can have some since you're following my footsteps of being an engineer".
"Steve, you won't believe what just happened, I said then told him about the incident between me and the taxi driver".
"Well, you could have just taken a bus, a train or most especially bought your own car".
"Johnny, you're 21 going to 22, you have Soo much money to do what you want, but you blend Soo well into society that no one even notices how rich you are, even though the news paper showed that you started your University at the age of 16".
"Well I'm never using the train ever again, because of that incident that that disgusting beast, I mean baby vomited on me, and I'm not yet buying a car".
"Johnny you're just stingy with your money" Steve said, the when he thought I was looking at his dollar he snatched it and put it in his pocket giving me a bitter look.
"Unbelievable", I said then switched on the TV, it was on the news channel, I wanted to change it but something caught my attention.
"Johnny, tv rots the brain!, Steve said then ran upstairs with his generator".
"Only bad programes do that!", I said then continued watching the news channel.
It said "a taxi driver just got into an accident and died, anyways why dogs have soft paws".
After that I switched off the TV, after I had analyzed the picture of the driver, I figured out that it was the one that stole my money.
Well crime doesn't pay, I thought, then after telling good night I went to bed.
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Johnny Brainstorm: Battle at the edge of time
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