Damn .. Thanks for 1k reads! I love that y'all like this shit .. So here's another one.. I love all my baby mamas <3 (yes I'm calling all my girl readers baby mama)
Be prepared cuz this is a rollercoaster.. And its pretty long. Enjoy tho!
Billie POV:
"What's up to the B .. Yas... Squaaad!!" I said into my rolling camera.
"I am back at it again with another prank! I really like pranking this girl.. Its honestly so funny. For this one I'm gonna ask her to marry me" I said smirking.
"Everyone should know that me and yasmeen have been dating for 3 years now.. And soon I will be asking her to marry me for real." I said blushing and grinning wide, "She is downstairs making us dinner so I'm gonna pretend I'm vlogging the 'marriage proposal, I asked my mom if I could borrow her ring for the prank and she agreed so everyone knows I'm doing this."
"With that being said .. Let's get into the prank!" I said.
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I go downstairs to see my baby cooking and humming and I put the camera down on the Island counter and she looked back at me seeing the camera.
"Girl.. What are you doing this time?" Yasmeen said laughing.
"Nothing, I'm vlogging for our channel for this special moment." I said.
She looked at me weirdly and suspiciously.
"Girl you vlogging a special moment... Of me making burritos.?" She said crossing her arms and looking at me.
"I can't do that?" I asked her laughing.
"No..no.. Its fine.. Go ahead," she said turning back around slowly, "I'm just saying you've never done this before."
I carefully took the ring out my pocket and got down on one knee beside her.
"If you aint talkin sex I ain't listening," she sung.
"Babe?" I said trying to get her attention.
"Hm?" She acknowledged me.
"I love you and I want you to know that these have been the best three years of my life," I said and she turned towards me gasping and dropping the spatula, "I wouldn't have made it in life without you and for that I'm very grateful... So... Yasmeen Nicole Stafford, Will You Marry Me?" I said smiling.
She started crying and nodding her head rapidly, "God...YES BILLIE!! YES!!" She started jumping up and down then she jumped on me making us both fall on the ground.
She started to give me kisses all over my face still repeatedly saying 'yes'.
I laughed at her then I remembered she's gonna burn my damn burritos..
"Babe?" I said while she was still kissing my face.
"HM!!?" She squealed.
"My burritos.." I said sheepishly.
"Oh!" She quickly jumped up and turned the stove off putting our burritos on the plate after washing the spatula she picked up.
Yasmeen walked over to me linking her arms around my neck smashing her lips to mine.
I rubbed my hands up and down her sides when I felt her smile against my lips then I tasted her salty tears.
I pulled away seeing her crying! Damn why did I do this prank..
"Aww baby dont cry," I said slipping my moms ring on her finger, "I love you Mrs. O'Connell to be."
She screamed after I said that and jumped into my arms and I held her up by her butt.
"Yasmeen O'Connell," she repeated to herself, "Oh hey how's Billie doing....Oh nothing my wife is great she's at home watching the kids."
I silently cried in my head, Yasmeen really has no idea that this is a prank! This is gonna break her heart OH MY GOD.
She jumped down from me, "Does Mama Maggie know?! What about Papa Patrick!? OMG DOES MY PAREN-" she started rambling to me.
"Babe! They all know okay? Everyone knows so I got permission." I said smiling.
"I'm so happy," she started crying and held her hand up showing off my mother's ring that she thinks is hers, "I'm so so excited!!"
"Ouu Ouu Ouu!!! OUR COLORS BABE!! we should do lavender and white! OR, OR, OR!!! ROSE AND WHITE!!" She started rambling what we should do for our wedding and Honey moon.
"Babe," she smirked seductively, "Our honeymoon."
She smashed her lips to mine quickly slipping her tongue in my mouth and we we're moving in synch. She put her hands under my shirt slightly lifting it up and biting my bottom lip before pulling away.
"I want my Fiancé right now," Her eyes were a darker green and she was biting her lip. She smashed her lips against mines again and gripped my hair massaging it making me moan.
We swiveled our tongues together then went for dominance and I won. I traveled my hands down to ass giving it a tight squeeze making her yelp.
We both pulled away out of breath, both of our lips slightly swollen.
I GOTTA TELL HER ITS A PRANK...
"Uhm babe?" I said shyly.
She frowned a little bit but still keeping her smile in tact, "What wrong baby," The ring slipped off her finger and she gasped quickly picking it up.
"Babe was that a sign!?" She asked scared.
"No! Maybe? No!!" I sighed deeply, "Mamas it was a prank.."
"That's my moms ring baby," I said letting go of her.
She stood still starring at me. Looked at the ring and back at me a couple of times.
"So we aren't getting married?" She quietly asked.
"Not right now baby.." I said pouting.
She silently nodded her head before giving me the ring then she grabbed our burritos and threw them all away then purposely dropping the plate while looking at me making it break and glass went everywhere. I opened my mouth so wide I thought a fly flew in.
She chuckled then left the kitchen going into our bedroom. I looked at the camera and grabbed it going upstairs following her and when I opened our bedroom door, I saw her smashing my TV with a hammer.
I quickly dropped the camera running to her screaming.
"YASMEEN STOP! YASMEEN!! GIVE ME THE DAMN HAMMER!!" I quickly snatched it from her.
"You're sleeping on the couch." She deadpanned before walking out slamming our door shut.
I walked back over to the camera picking it up, "Y'all she broke my fucking TV... What the helllll!!"
The TV was shattered and glass was all over the floor. I'm not pranking her like this again. I'm not even mad over the TV. I'm mad that I'm sleeping on our damn couch.
I walked back out the room, "Bae!?" I screamed.
I went downstairs and the glass was still on the kitchen floor and our front door was wide open and I went out there and she pulled off.
With.. My .. Fucking.. Car.
I widened my mouth. Yeah.. Never doing this shit again. I pulled out my phone and tried calling her and she wasn't answering. I sighed heavily, I'm not gonna win this. I went back inside closing the door locking it and going back to the kitchen.
"Well...everyone...shes mad at me..I have to sleep on the couch... And we probably won't be having sex for a while... I'm never pranking her like this again... Maybe..." I said smirking.
"Like, comment and subscribe... I've got glass to clean up and an angry girlfriend to deal with when she gets back." I said blowing a kiss at the camera, "love y'all!"
