"Heyy y'all!! I'm Yasmeen Nicole and welcome to me and my girlfriends channel!" I say smiling and pulling billie into the camera.
"This is my girlfriend, you all know her as Billie Eyelash.." I said smirking at her while she glares at me.
"How y'all doin? I'm Billie Eilish and single." She said licking her lips at the camera.
(zooms camera in on my stank face)
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"Yeah ight Bil don't play with me i'm not that typa bitch." I said glaring at her side profile.
"I'm just kidding baby," She said laughing. Her laugh is FUCKING adorable.
"I mean i'm just saying just for you know... the future fucking dumb shit you'll do." I said shrugging and pulling out questions on my phone.
She smacked her teeth, "Calm yo ass down I was just playing."
"I knowww baby you can calm YO ass down... ANYWAYS GUYS," I yell looking back at the camera, "This is a first off girlfriend tag, I got my sexy ass dom girlfriend Billie... and i'm gonna be asking questions that she is gonna have to get correct... Okay babe?"
She looks at me then back at the camera with a smirk, "Hell yeah I got this shit will be easy as the fuck."
"It better be eAsY As tHe fUcK," I said mocking her, "We been together for 3 damn years you better know EVERY got damn thing about me."
She laughed waiting on me to continue.
"Alright so first question... 'What's my top favorite 5 things to eat?" I asked looking into the camera then at Billie.
"Ummmm," She says thinking and leaning on her knees licking her lips, "Number 1 is the macaroni and cheese from KFC..."
"Y'all them hoes are busting as the fuck forreal" I said laughing.
"Number 2 is Taco salad"
"If y'all don't know what that is.... don't even subscribe to me deadass..." I said deadpanning at the camera.
"Number 3 is Reese's Puffs..." She said counting off things using her fingers scrunching her eyebrows together.
"Literally my favorite cereal..." I said.
"Number 4 is sushi...y'all I for one fucking hate sushi..." She said laughing.
I glared at her while she continued, "And last one is my pussy." She said smiling.
I choked on my fucking spit coughing up every organ I have in my damn body.
"Bil- Billie- What the fuuuuuck!" I coughed.
She laughed, "Okay okay okay! Dats the 6th thing if I want it... her last one forreal is Cantaloupe... like it's maybe all she fucking eats."
"Okay," I say rolling my eyes, "Question number 2 .. when's my birthday?"
"February 4th, 2003." She replied no hesitation. I smiled at how quick she answered.
"How about mines?"
"December 18th, 2001" I said smirking.
"I don't know why you smirking, if you didn't know that shit it would've been a fuckin problem."
"What's my biggest pet peeve about you?" I asked crossing my arms looking at her.
"I mean.." Billie shrugged her shoulders looking at me.
"Babe c'mon you do the fucking shit ALL THE DAMN TIME..." I said throwing my hands up in the air.
"OH! I be buying her A LOT of shit all the time and she keeps telling me not to," She says smirking and looking down.
"Y'all I swear on everything I fucking HATE when this bitch be buying me a bunch of clothes, shoes, jewellery ALL this shit man." I complain pointing at Billie.
"Anybody else wouldn't be complaining," She said shrugging, "Well I don't need all that material shit you buy Billie, just give me your love and affection." I state while looking for another question on the phone.
"Ouu what's my kink?" I asked smirking and Billie looking at the camera grinning hard as fuck.
"She like when daddy grabs ha neck like this," Billie says grabbing my neck pulling me towards her and smashing our lips together.
I start to moan into the kiss automatically pulling away and slapping her hand away from my neck after remembering i'm making a fucking video.
I blush deeply, "Moving on to the last question...What's the last thing I did concerning you?"
"What you mean?"
"Like what have I done on regards of you... What was the last thing I did for you basically?" I broke down for her.
She sat there thinking, then started laughing, "She beat this girls ass for me one time, it was funny as fuck and sexy to watch."
I smacked my teeth, "MAN I'll give y'all a story time about that soon if we get to 1k subscribers... but swear she damn sure had that shit coming.. whooped her ass AND AINT SORRY..."
"Alright guys well that's the end of our very first video of our channel.. send me edits through Instagram at llil.yas and i'll try me best to look at them and put together a little intro video for our Channel.." I said into the camera.
"Everything I wanted comes out tomorrow so check that shit out, okay?" Billie said smiling, "I made the video myself!"
"Check that out for my baby, and let me know if me and Billie should keep doing Youtube... don't say yes just because Billie is in it... I want your honest opinions.." I say putting my phone in my back pocket.
"Baby we should start our videos like 'What is up to the B...Yas...Squaddddd!!' ... then end it like 'My Baby and I signing off this bitch'..."
I sat there thinking about it, "Okay that's fine." I actually liked the idea.
"Alright y'all make sure you like, comment, and subscribe to our channel for more videos and we love you!"
"My Baby and I signing off this bitch!" We both say before turning off the camera.
