20 Votes and Ill post another chapter💜
Yasmeen POV:
"Hey y'all!!! It's been a while!" I said into the camera.
"I saw someone in the comments tell me that I should do a kissing with someone else prank on Billie" I said laughing.
"She has been FUCKIN tryin me with these pranks, she has been gettin her ass whooped and ugh 🙄✋🏾." I said rolling my eyes with my hand up.
"So i'm finna come back HARD.. and pretend that i'm making out with someone on our living room couch, Billie went to go fix her car windows because I broke them shits." I said rolling my eyes.
"We finna go to walmart and see if they got some Mannequins in there.. and If they don't got it in there den imma go to TJ maxwells."
"Lets get into this, Make sure y'all smash dat like button cuz y'all already know how i'm coming!" I said sticking out my tongue. 😛
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*in walmart*
"Y'all I just fuckin walked in walmart and I had to shit but like 5 minutes in at least 20 fuckin people came to take a photo wit me," I began, "I mean I love our supporters but damn...lemme take a shit first"
"I can't find.... the got damn bathroom in this big ass wally world."
"OUU OUU BITCH!! I found it lemme take a shart and ill be back!" I said smiling and squeezing my ass cheeks.
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"Bitch... they didn't have no FUCKIN toilet paper.. I had to use a damn paper towel." I said rolling my eyes.
"Im already hating dis shit"-
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"Renegade, Renegade, Renegade, Renegade." I started singing and doing the renegade dance.
"whoo, ooo, ahh, ahh-" I danced till I hit the fuckin cereal box.
And all.. the fuckin boxes.. fell...
Some of them even opened.. fuckin trix rollin around in walmart like 'Bitch I see you getting Lucky charms instead of me bitch'
I ran.
They asses probably didn't even have any fuckin mannequins anyway😬
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"Okay y'all i'm in TJ Max," I said smiling and walking inside.
I started humming 'Pj masks' theme song until my phone started ringing.
"Bae🥺👅"
"It's billie.. let me see what she wants y'all" I said answering the phone.
"Hey baby," I said.
"Hi babygirl," she cooed.
"You get your car fixed," I smirked even though she couldn't see me.
She sucked her teeth at me saying "Yeah.. Where you at sexy? I wanna see you."
"You at the house?" I asked prayin to god dat she wasn't there yet.
"Nah ian there yet, I'm omw though.. Give me like 30 more minutes." she said.
"Okay," I said relieved, "I'll see you at home okay? I have a surprise for you."
"Oh shit😏! Might have to do 100 on the freeway-" She started but I hurried up and cut her off by hanging up.
"That should get her at least wondering y'all" I said going into the Mannequin isle.
"Ouu... Hey sexy! I got a girlfriend but.. she don't gotta know what goes on in plastic land baby." I said talking to one of the mannequins.
"I don't see any foam ones y'all so imma have to grab this hard ass plastic one" I said grabbing it.
"Shii a lil heavy GAH DAMN-"
*20 broken bones later*
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"Okay so i'm back home guys. It was hard getting the fuckin mannequin in the car and out the car and back in this house without snapping my fucking kneecaps" 💥🧎🏾♀️I said rolling my eyes.
"So we are here and Billie should be pulling up any second now so imma set the camera up!" I said smiling.
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I thumbs up the hidden camera, "y'all can see me right?"
"So I have Billies hoodie and I'm gonna put it on the mannequin make it look a LITTLE real" I said shoving the hoodie on the hefty ass nigga.
I sat it down on the couch and straddled it ready to make out with it when Billie walks in.
Bout five minutes later Billie walked in the house and I started making out with the mannequin and moaning.
"Baby! I'm home!" She said putting her keys down.
She walked into the living room and her eyes widened.
"WHAT THE...-" She said running over to the mannequin and knocked the head off, "FUCK!!"
(Rewind that part twice and one more slowly)
The mannequin head flew through our fucking window. 🙄
"BABE!" I yelled laughing.
Her face was red and she didn't even say anything to me she just left to our bedroom.
"STOP FUCKIN PLAYIN ALL THE TIME BRO THAT SHITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!!" she yelled from upstairs slamming the door shut.
"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WINDOW?!?!" I yelled back, "THE MANNEQUIN KISSES BETTER DEN YOU!!"
Damn she still not coming downstairs..
I looked over at our broken window, "Shit just keeps breaking in this damn house" I said rolling my eyes.
I grabbed the camera and went upstairs into our bedroom but the fuckin door was locked.
"Babe!!" I said banging on the door.
"Can you open the door?" I said.
no answer.
"Babe open the door.." I said again.
no answer.
I started to get frustrated, "BABE OPEN DA DAMN DOH!!!!" I said banging on it.
still no answer.
"My pussy is wet." I said.
STILL no fucking answer.
Wow... if that didn't work.. then she really mad at me.
"Y'all she's not coming out.. so Team Yasmeen in the comments because I got that ass!"
"She will think twice before trying to prank me shit," I said laughing, "Im the prank queen!!"
"But yeah I love y'all!! Like, comment, and subscribe! I'll pay for the window since it was my fault." I said heavily rolling my eyes.
"It's yasmeen-" I started but Billie finally fucking opened the door and spoke.
"Get your ass in here." she mumbled staring into my fucking soul her eyes getting darker.
"Ouu, It's Yasmeen and Billie signing out this bitch, WE LOVE YALL!"
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There was another chapter for y'all i felt like I owed all my baby mommas this.. I love y'all and I missed y'all!! and Keep sending in pranks and challenges that yall want me to write about! ❤️❤️ Bye mamas 🥺💋
