Donald tried his best to call out for help, but nothing came. He tried and tried, still nothing. He wept and wept. Until the door opened. He turned his head, and saw her.
Distorted Melania.
Lvl: 12
Breath of the distorted.
Pwr lvl: 1083625649163526638254"Sup baby?"
"Dafuq?"She then untied the ropes, letting him free.
"What about Mike? Is he dead?"
"Hell yeah he is."
"But how? Your only distorted."
"Cus im different 🥶🥶"
"What?-"Melania then revealed her true self.
Donald couldnt believe it. He didnt know what was happening anymore.
He didnt know that Melania was actually...
C00chie man.
He stared in horror.
"Who are you?"
"C00chie man."
"Who dafuq is c00chi ma--"
"Lets go."He dragged Ronald Mcdonald out of the shed, leading him to the white house.
And Joe was there, sitting on his desk, worrying when Trump will get back."Sir, Trump is here."
"Let him in."The door opened, and in came in his one and only beloved, Ronald Fump.
"J-joe?"
"Trump! Oh goodness, i was worried about you.""JOE! KISS ME!"
"no."
"Oh."....
"So...are you still mad?"
"*sigh* no. But please, dont fuck him anymore."
"I promise."They both went in for a hug. Joe kissed him on the forehead. He loved his big daddy Ronald. He loved him so much. So much that he would eat him anyday.
(Iykyk)
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