Minty x Purple Guy One Shots

Married William x Minty Cute Moment

This is something I did bc I can- and I wanna write smut- but I am already doing another one-.

William's Perspective

I finished cutting up the potatoes in to bits and dropped them in to the boiling water. "Thanks for helping me out honey." Minty said and I happily grinned when she kissed my cheek. "I wish I could help every day, but you're so insistent." I joked and she giggled. She booped my nose and I pulled her closer by her hips. "More like you're too lazy to help me all the time." She said and I picked her up, putting her on the counter edge. I rubbed her thigh and she blushed. "I need to cook silly." She said and I huffed. "Fiiiine- I want children-." I complained and scuttled out of the room, almost being pushed out by Minty. I waited in the living room with a slight irritation in my pants also known as "I want fucking children".  Makes me so annoyed that she doesn't want kids-. Guess that doesn't matter if I really love her. Nahhh actually it does-. I huffed and flopped on the couch, uncomfortable and annoyed. When she finally called me for dinner I slinked over to the table and pouted. I sat down and looked at the cute mint haired shorty who was happy. I sighed and gently reached over to her when she walked past me. 

I grabbed her wrist and slowly pulled her over, and she walked towards me tomake the process faster. "Yes William?" She asked and I gently cupped her cheek. "I love you." I said and she kissed my cheek. "I love you too William." She said and I made her sit in my lap. She giggled and got comfy in my lap, snuggling with my torso. "Can we snuggle later?" I asked and she gently kissed me. I held her hips and pulled her closer in my lap. She's so perfect... I really shouldn't complain. I kissed her back and relaxed when he wrapped her arms around my neck. She pulled away and panted quietly. "Yeah." She said simply and slid out of my lap. She went to her seat and ate quietly while I ate as well. "This tastes great babe, is there any dessert?" I asked curiously and she ate some of her grilled steak that had delicious sauce. "I made a batch of cupcakes yesterday because you had a rough day at work, but I haven't gotten to frosting them yet. Do you wanna do that after dinner?" She asked and I quickly nodded. "Thanks babe." I said and she smiled.

After dinner, I cleared the table and Minty got the cupcakes out from the fridge. She took them out of the container and set them on paper towels so she wouldn't need to do more dishes later. I came over after finishing my job and looked down at the red velvet cupcakes. I hungrily licked my lips and she handed me a piping bag with frosting inside. I picked up one cute cupcake and frosted it while scheming to devour it immediately. After I finished frosting it, I peeled off the wrapper and tried to shove the whole thing in my mouth at once. It made Minty giggle when I chewed the cupcake with barely any breathing room. "Silly silly boy." She said and kissed my cheek after I swallowed the cupcake. "You need to eat it slowly so you don't choke." She said and I smirked. "Now where's the challenge in that?" I asked and she frosted a cupcake. "Well, not dying is a good thing." She said and I stuck my frosting covered tongue out. I blushed when she licked my tongue teasingly and I quickly licked her forehead to make her feel weird. She shivered and tried to rub off my sugary saliva.

"Ewwwww!" She said and I laughed. "It's not that bad." I said and wiped it off with my sleeve. She huffed and ateher cupcake with a bit of sticky slobber on her forehead. "You're grosss." She said and I kissed her cheek. "Babe that's not gross compared to other things I do-." I said and she rolled her eyes. "Like what?" She asked curiously and I patted her curly hair that bounced. "Liiike I like your period blood when I am bored.." I said and she blushed. "Sh-Shut up-." She said and I in turn rolled my eyes. "It's not like it's a secret- you let me do it-." I said and she squealed while covering her face. "It tastes g-." "SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She hushed me loudly and I chuckled. "I don't see what's so gross about it." I said and she kept frosting cupcakes with a bright red face. "Of course yoouuu wouldn't, you eat people." She said and I nodded. "Pussy and all-." I said which made her swat at my forehead. Unfortunately she was way too short to reach my forehead and kept bopping my jaw. "You look silly." I said and she huffed. 

I finished frosting the cupcakes and put them back in the container with the help of my adorable wife. "I love you babe." I said as she was walking to the bedroom. She smiled and pulled me over before putting her hands on my chest. "Pick me up-." SHe said with embarrassment and I picked her up by her hips. She happily kissed me and I kissed her back. I carried her to the bed and set her down gently. I watched as she wrapped her arms around my neck and I yelped she yanked me down on to the bed with her. I laughed and rolled over so I wasn't squishing her. "Wild woman." I said and she giggled. She sat on my chest and hugged me gently. "Remember when we were just getting to know each other?" I asked and she looked up at me. "Yeah." She said and stroked my cheek. "By the way I noticed you were hard like the moment I sat in your lap-." She said and I narrowed my eyes. "And you waited until now to even acknowledge it-." I said and she smiled. "Well I was having fun." She said and kissed me. I kissed her back and started pulling down her pants. "Mine-." I said and playfully patted her ass. She huffed and blushed. "Well y'know, I was thinking about your erection for that whole time too~."

AAAAAAAAAANNNND saving that shit for a different time bc I am a tease.