Kuroko's World (Completed)

KiKuro

"Anyway, Kise-kun. I believe it is time we renew our vows." Kuroko said as he shifted close to the blond. His eyes stared a bit at the taller man's white suit and his perfectly disheveled hair. And boy, did his heart beat erratically, did it not?

"Doctors can officiate such things. I'd be glad to act as a minister. B-but i-it's not like I'm doing this because I want to, nanodayo." Midorima said as he huffed with his reddish cheeks. His eyes guided to his glasses as he fixed its placement.

"Oi! Everyone, gather together!" Aomine shouted as he held the Bible in his hands as he looked to his former teammate and can't help but to think, 'Kise, you lucky piece of shit.'

They headed back to the chapel, Kise beaming brightly on the way.

"Ah, Dearly beloved, shits or whatever, we are gathered here to renew the bounds of eternal love between these two  friends of ours, Tetsu-kun and this brat, Kise."

"So mean-ssu!. Will you give me a break already, Aomine-chi!"

Aomine ignored the protest altogether.
"Do you, Kuroko Tetsuya-"

"It's Kise Tetsuya now, Aomine-kun"

"-take this piece of shit, Kise Ryouta, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health until death due your part?"

Kuroko made sure to glow. It worked magnificently as his radiance almost blinded everyone's eyes. Midorima facepalmed a bit while Momoi cheered for the bluenette.

"You look perfect, Tetsu-kun!"

The bluenette further smirked.

"I, Tetsuya, despite being the epitome of grace, intelligence, sweetness, elegance, sophistication,  goodness, kindness, unlimited discernment-"

"Will you stop praising yourself! And did you rehearse this beforehand?" Aomine roared at the bluenette, his veins almost visible as he gripped the Bible in his hands.

Again, the former Teiko Ace was utterly ignored.

"-as well as possessing many other virtues such as humility-"

"Tch, yeah right, Kuro-chin." Murasakibara lazily threw a sarcasm as he ate on his seat.

"-do concede to give my hand in matrimony to this uncouth, uncultivated, uncivilized man-"

"Kurokochi?! Are all things 'un'? And those are all awful descriptions-ssu!"

Kuroko did notice that Kise did not even contradict it.

"-to be my loyal husband, purely out of my magnitude of heart and my desire to improve his lowly  condition as befits a benefactor of humanity such as myself."

"Are you done now?" Aomine asked.

"I rest my case." Kuroko sighed.

"I guess that was 'I do'. Do you Kise Ryouta, take this Tetsuya- it's a gender apart, it really is-  to be your loving wife and-"

"I do! I do-ssu!"

"Can you just let me fucking finish even just one line?!" Aomine finally reached his bottomline and snapped the bible close and and he returned to his seat.

"Oi, Akashi, you continue it." Aomine called out to the emperor who's watching to the side.

"Are you ordering me, Daiki?" The red-haired emperor sent a very creepy and chilling smirk to the former Teiko Ace.

"Ah no, no, no-"

"Hmm, very well."

Akashi took the previous place of Aomine as he glared disdainfully at the blond who also shivered at his spot.

"Well, I do think that it is time for the newlyweds to kiss."

"Uwah! Kurokochi! Come here-ssu-"

"Did I gave you permission to speak, Ryouta?" Akashi glared at the blond groom.

"Don't be grumpy, Akashi-kun."

"Sighs. If Tetsuya says so."

Kise could not squirm his way out of this. Not when his former captain is glaring at him almost wanting to kill him as if demons were about to begin dancing around him. Kise  kissed the lips of the tealnette lightly just to get this over with but Kuroko went for a passionate kiss with plenty of  tongue. It left Kise a bit unsteady on his feet. Curse Kurokochi for being so good at this.

Akashi sighed as he sarcastically commented.

"Reciprocal love is such a wonderful thing."

Soon, the venue was stormed by all the fangirls from the five highschool.

"FUCK! WHY DIDN'T MY AKAKURO WIN?!"

"SHUT UP BITCH! KYAHH! MY KIKURO HEART"

"MY HEART, MIDORIMA YOU JERK! MY MIDOKURO IS SHATTERED"

Anyways, that was it and soon the wedding reception became a bloody battlefield. Meanwhile, the tealnette secretly looked at the blond besides him and held his hand.

"K-kurokochi?"

"Let's do this again after 10 years, Kise-kun. For real."

The blond was awestunned on his seat but then his lips curved upwards.

"Of course-ssu!"

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Kebin: I referenced from another fanfic called 'I am your beloved Really'