Let go of that lass (COMPLETED)

Plot

After Tauriel and Kili elope, Legolas is left heartbroken. To make his son happy again, Thranduil signs him up for an online dating website.

However, after several attempts on "wooing" women, Legolas discovers something horrific.

And that "horrific" something, is Mr Hotpants123.

Legolas will have to master the arts of the internet to discover the true meaning for Mr Hotpants123 once and for all.

 ~ The Hobbit Parody ~

Prepare to cringe, because that's the main reason for this. If you've read my other stuff, you'll know that this is the kind of stuff I usually write on Wattpad, so don't expect a romantic Legolas fanfic, because that isn't what this is.

Oh, and thanks for the votes on Barney the Dinosaur's Big Adventure. I really appreciate it. Love you all.

Hope you enjoy this too :)

Oh and please vote and comment, even if you didn't enjoy it, because translating elvish phrases and finding black speech translations is hard work.

I'll give you bread.

Bye! :)