Ch43. See you on the other side

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I'm very sorry! My households WiFi got cut off and got it back today so... fun?

Bakugo's Pov

Once Kiri finally decides he will sit down like a normal person and not a raging bisexual we both get comfortable and watch multiple films while ordering food in for basically the whole day. One thing I never expected that he could eat so many burgers yet still be hungry.

"Why are you putting me through the tournament of this shit show?" I ask while Kiri is very much engrossed in the show which seems to just be about twins on a cruise ship? Like who cares? Just because there is a rich bitch who is a air head makes it seem like a actual comedy?

I get no response beside a wave of the hand telling me to go away and leave him alone like this isn't my damn house. I become fully bored and decide that talking to my idiots will actually be better than this right now. That's saying a lot, I normally avoid talking to them at all costs.

I open my phone and go to our group chat with out Kiri so we don't blow up his phone and distract him from his.... wonderful?? Show.

I turn off my hearing aids to block it out and focus on my phone.

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Mama mina here we go again : Bois would I grow a pp if I took the enlargement pills??

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Today 12:27

Me : idiots entertain me, Kiri is boring.

Portable charger : BREAK UP WITH YOUR BF!! YEAH YEAH!!

B-tech Spider Man : what kind of language do you even talk bro??

Mama mina here we go again : BECAUSE HES BORING!!

Okay but fake Cat Valentine aside, don't break that boys heart! I'll have a hard time picking a side. :(

Me : Why do I even put up with you?

Portable charger : u wot m8ie! You wanna square up with a rectangle!

B-tech Spider Man : Denki.... man why??

Me : Guys I have a question for your dumb flat not juciy arses.

Mama mina here we go again : Shoot me with your best shot!

Also I would like to tell you I'm double cheeked the hell up so my arse is juicy to the max!

Need sleep ^••^ : What is it? I have to rush to save people soon so be quick.

B-tech Spider Man: The fact your a paramedic and that how you talk about your job scares me.

But ask away dood!!

Portable Charger : Come save me!! My baby dadie is a little squishy cake!
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Me : Be fully fucking honest. Did you know when I was away that Kiri punched Akui?

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Oh so I'm the only idiot who wasn't aware of this bullshit? Why didn't any of them tell me? It's not like I'll get angry or anything!

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