Superfriends Group Chat

and i- DONT SAY IT, SAWYER

12:57 pm

Superfriends

Superbi has added Lesbihonest to the chat

Lesbihonest: Hey Kara... 

jolsen: damn not even a hello to us? alright then luthor be that way

Superbi: Hi Lee! Sorry, ignore James.

Lesbihonest: Kara

Superbi: Yes?

Lesbihonest: Did you mean what you said earlie

techboss: i stg will you two just bone already

kickassdirector: ^

lastbraincell: ^ 

Momma D: Not appropriate.

techboss: But Eliza-

Momma D has added Director Henshaw to the chat

techboss: ELIZA NO

Director Henshaw: Agent Schott, please, there are the Kent and Danvers parents in this chat. Do not scar their eyes. Kara, Lena, please quit being oblivious, but please wait until the third date to start sexual... things... Director Danvers, change your username. It's not appropriate. Agent Sawyer, do not participate in their shenanigans; shenanigans being things Agent Schott says.

Lesbihonest: We all just got called out.

Director Henshaw: What was that? I expect a 'Yes sir'.

Lesbihonest: J'onn, I don't even work for you.

Superbi: Yes, sir.

Director Henshaw: Miss Luthor. You do work for me. You signed an unpaid contract when Supergirl revealed her identity to you.

kickassdirector has changed their username to gaydanvers

gaydanvers: yes, sir.

gaydanvers: lena just say it jesus

Lesbihonest: i actually have self respect

lastbraincell: yes, sir.

Superbi: lee just say it so he doesn't chew me out when i get to the DEO

Lesbihonest: fine.

Lesbihonest: yes sir. are you happy now, j'onn?

Director Henshaw: Very much. 

Director Henshaw has left the conversation

gaydanvers: LUTHOR YOU LISTENED TO KARA BUT NOT ME?!

Lesbihonest:yep, got a problem, danvers?

gaydanvers: yes, i do.

Superbi: rao, jealous much, alex?

Lesbihonest: what or who is 'Rao'?

Superbi: Kryptonian sun god... my religion.

Lesbihonest: ohh okay, sorry kar

Superbi: don't you dare apologize

Lesbihonest: sorry

lastbraincell: i-

gaydanvers: and to think luthor was a genious

jolsen: ^

gaydanvers: james no one likes you stfu

Momma D: Alexandra. 

gaydanvers: what? it's true.

Momma D: Alex, Kara, Kal, when are you two coming home? I wasn't joking about grounding you three.

Superbi: can i bring lena

Lesbihonest: kara are you sure you want me to meet your mother

Lesbihonest: i have a bad experience with  mothers

Superbi: ofc i want you to meet eliza! she's nice, i swear

gaydanvers: nice when she's not going full "mom mode" on you

Superbi: ^ what the sis said

Momma D: Sure you can bring Lena. Alex, do not bring Maggie. I don't want you two to attempt to make a baby in there, even though it's scientifically not possible.

Lesbihonest: Mrs. Danvers, it actually is possible.

Momma D: Call me that one more time and I won't ever let you date my daughter.

gaydanvers: YESS MOM HAS JUMPED ON THE SUPERCORP SHIP TRAIN

Superbi: what the frickle frackle is Supercorp

techboss: "frickle frackle"

gaydanvers: 1) Kara, Supergirl up jesus its not that hard to say 'fuck'. 2) Supercorp is a ship name for you and Lena

lastbraincell: Super= supergirl=kara= little danvers. Corp= L Corp= CEO Lena Luthor=Lena=little luthor

Superbi: oh. but why are you shipping me with my best friend?

Lesbihonest: ^

gaydanvers: smh

lastbraincell: oblivious motherfucks

Momma D: I won't hesitate to ground any of you.

lastbraincell: yes ma'am.

Lesbihonest: honestly i could never see kara and i as more than best friends. i couldn't see her in a romantic way or anything more. she's simply my best friend and i'm so, so, grateful to have her as my best friend.

jolsen: yea they're just friends

Superbi: ^ just friends, guys.

Superbi: umm there's a robbery, guys. gotta blast.

Lesbihonest: okay be safe kar

Superbi: i will, don't worry.

da best couplezzz

lastbraincell: is it just me or did little danvers seem off after what little luthor said

gaydanvers: not just you. i knew that had to hurt...

lastbraincell: should i talk to little luthor and try to see if she only said that in the chat bc she doesn't want kara to know that she likes her?

gaydanvers: sure! love u 

lastbraincell: love u too 

gaydanvers: and it gets gayer by the moment

lastbraincell: and i-

gaydanvers: DON'T SAY IT SAWYER

lastbraincell: -feel gay in this chili's tonight

gaydanvers: fuck off

lastbraincell: that's my job

gaydanvers: damn right it is