5:16 am
A Cop and a Luthor
detectivedimples: little luthor.
littleluthor: for the love of god maggie
littleluthor: it is 5:16 am!
detectivedimples: so what?
littleluthor: go the fuck to sleep.
detectivedimples: not until you confess something
littleluthor: am i going to jail
detectivedimples: if you lie, i might be tempted to arrest you
littleluthor: go on.
detectivedimples: do you have feeling for little danvers?
littleluthor: we've been over this before
detectivedanvers: not an answer
littleluthor: if i answer, whats in it for me?
detectivedimples: ah, classic, businesswoman lena luthor.
littleluthor: answer my question.
detectivedimples: answer my question!
littleluthor: good point.
detectivedimples: i always have a point.
detectivedimples: like this point of this gun.
detectivedimples: now answer my question
littleluthor: karas my best friend
detectivedimples: with quotations around it
littleluthor: youre insufferable
detectivedimples: so ive been told
detectivedimples: now answer my question
detectivedimples: do you have romantic feelings towards kara?
littleluthor: yes.
detectivedimples: YES
detectivedimples: dont worry, we're gonna set you two up
littleluthor: uh okay then
5:37 am
OperationSupercorp
Agent Sawyer: GUYS
Director Danvers: jesus mag, its 5 am
Agent Sawyer: (lenaconfession.jpeg)
Director Henshaw: Great work, Agent Sawyer.
Director Danvers: YES MY SISTER IS GOING TO GET A GIRLFRIEND FINALLY
Major Lane: ah, supercorp
Major Lane: yes.
Agent Schott: YESSSSSS
Pam (HR): god, finally
Agent Vasquez: per
Agent Vasquez: fect.
Director Grant: Why do I have the title 'director'?
Director Danvers: I don't want to offend you, so i gave you that title
Agent Sawyer: good thinking babe
Director Danvers: i know right
Director Danvers: its called having a brain
Agent Sawyer: ouch. low blow.
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Superfriends Group Chat
FanfictionThe Superfriends group chat no one asked for, yet no one is complaining... well, J'onn is. Includes: Supercorp, Sanvers, and much more.
