12:25 pm
Superfriends
Lesbihonest: Instead of you all saying, "Oh god,' could you please answer my question?
Superbi: I don't think you want the answer to that question.
Lesbihonest: Try me, Danvers.
Superbi: Lena, you don't want that answer.
Lesbihonest: Kara Zor-El Danvers, tell me now. Who are they?
12:31 pm
da best coupleezzz
kickassdirector: is it just me or is lena giving off top vibes in the superfriends chat rn?
lastbraincell: uh, no way. kara would top lena, for sure.
kickassdirector: NO NO NO MAGGIE I DON'T WANT TO PICTURE THAT
lastbraincell: sorry babe but kara would top lena. kara would top everyone if i'm being honest.
kickassdirector: maggie.
lastbraincell: yes, alexxxx?
kickassdirector: i am seriously considering murdering you.
lastbraincell: bite me
kickassdirector: where;)
Superfriends
Superbi: Lee come on
manofsteel: they're my adoptive parents.
techboss: oh shit, shit's about to go down
Lesbihonest has left the conversation
MarthaK: Clark, sweetie, if you don't mind me asking... who is 'Lesbihonest'?
Jon-O-Thor: what the wife said
kickassdirector: im actually scared now
lastbraincell: aww allie you know i'll cuddle you until you feel better
kickassdirector: 1) Maggie, never say that again. 2) I'm not scared for myself, I'm scared for Lena's sake and both our local Supers' sakes.
lastbraincell: you know i wouldn't ever actually follow along with that promise
kickassdirector: i know:)
lastbraincell: bitch
kickassdirector: i know:)
MarthaK: Hello? Sanvers, someone, answer.
manofsteel: Ma, you know Lex Luthor, of course, right?
MarthaK: Of course I know that... that....
Jon-O-Thor: Prick? Bastard? Cunt? Bald, hairless on every square-and-not-so-square inch of his body?
jolsen: dhfhkfhjdhfkjdhslf
lastbraincell: Jonathan i love you skskjusjd
techboss: i really do not regret meeting kara
Superbi: ... too much swearing
Momma D: KARA DANVERS! ALEXANDRA DANVERS! WINN SCHOTT! JAMES OLSEN! KAL-EL KENT! MARGARITA SAWYER!
techboss: ... yes ma'am?
kickassdirector: yes, mom?
lastbraincell: yes, mom?
jolsen: yes, eliza?
manofsteel: ... yes, aunt eliza?
Superbi: ...
Superbi has left the conversation
Momma D: Oh, no you don't.
kickassdirector: sakfhsajkfafh KARA HAHA
Momma D has added Superbi to the conversation
Momma D: 1) WHO FLIPPED MY CAR UPSIDE DOWN WITHOUT A SCRATCH
Superbi: ...
manofsteel: ...
kickassdirector: sajklfjsafksalff KARA NOOO KAL HAHAHAH
Momma D: Kal-El, you're grounded.
manofsteel: you're not even my mother!
Momma D: Martha?
MarthaK: He's all yours, Eliza.
Momma D: Thank you, Martha.
Momma D: 2) Someone please answer the Kent couple's question.
manofsteel: 'Lesbihonest' is Lena Luthor, sister of Lex Luthor, and Kara's girlfriend
MarthaK: KARA HAS A GIRLFRIEND?
Superbi: She's not my girlfriend! She's my best friend. Lena Luthor is good. Despite her last name, she is good beyond what a blind eye could see. She has been there for me more times than I could be there for myself! She's like home to me. She makes me feel safe and secure, and most of all, human. She lets me be Kara, just Kara, around her. A last name means nothing. It's just a name. Not a title, just a name.
kickassdirector: ... you sure she's not your girlfriend?
lastbraincell: seems like they're dating to me
techboss: ship? sailed. last name? doesn't matter. hotel? trivago.
jolsen: guys! they're just friends!!
Superbi: THANK YOU, James!
Jon-O-Thor: Oh. Lesbihonest, Kara. You definitely have feelings for Lena Luthor.
Superbi: No, I don't!
kickassdirector: yeah, sure.
lastbraincell: sure, keep denying it...
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Superfriends Group Chat
FanficThe Superfriends group chat no one asked for, yet no one is complaining... well, J'onn is. Includes: Supercorp, Sanvers, and much more.
