Stranger: Hi, this is Dan.
You: Hi, this is Kat.
Stranger: nice to meet you.
Stranger: How are you doing?
You: nice to virtually meet you as well. I'm great, thanks. You?
Stranger: Pretty good.
Stranger: Are you 18 or older?
Stranger: soo many kids here
You: Ha, I know what you mean. Yeah, I'm 19 (AN: LIES)
Stranger: Good. And you're not horney and wanting to tell me about finding people on facebook
Stranger: that bot is annoying
You: No sir:P
Stranger: are you on kik?
Stranger: I'm not
You: Nope.
Stranger: just checking
You: Ha, good idea.
Stranger: Is it possible that I have chanced upon a real person here?
Stranger: sometimes I think this place is a front for Cleverbot
You: I should like to think so...
Stranger: I will take that upon face value and proceed with that assumption
Stranger: so, anyway, nice to meet you
You: Good plan..... and as I've said, nice to meet you as well. *virtual handshake*
Stranger: *high five*
Stranger: Whoops
Stranger: *handshake*
You: That was an awkward greeting...
Stranger: Just glad to find another human
Stranger: more of a success than a greeting really
You: The feeling is mutual, and true that.
Stranger: I'm in VA...you?
You: Would you murder me if I asked what VA was? Google says United States Department of Veterans Affairs..
Stranger: Virginia
You: Oh, well that makes way more sense.
Stranger: which tells me you're not from the USA
You: Well I am, I'm just a complete failure at the whole state abbreviation thing..
You: I'm from California
Stranger: OK
Stranger: and not Oklahoma
Stranger: I can see the confusion on your part
You: A bit..
Stranger: since we do have two states that start with "V"
You: You are a smarticle particle, aren't you?
Stranger: Then you can throw in the Virgin Island possession and mix it all up
You: It's a lot to handle..
Stranger: Maybe you could start a petition
Stranger: to streamling things down from the 50 states
Stranger: down to something like 10
Stranger: easier to remember
You: I should! That would be amazing! I possibly wouldn't be as much of a failure