Omegle chat 1: An actual human? :o

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Stranger: Hi, this is Dan.

You: Hi, this is Kat.

Stranger: nice to meet you.

Stranger: How are you doing?

You: nice to virtually meet you as well. I'm great, thanks. You?

Stranger: Pretty good.

Stranger: Are you 18 or older?

Stranger: soo many kids here

You: Ha, I know what you mean. Yeah, I'm 19 (AN: LIES)

Stranger: Good. And you're not horney and wanting to tell me about finding people on facebook

Stranger: that bot is annoying

You: No sir:P

Stranger: are you on kik?

Stranger: I'm not

You: Nope.

Stranger: just checking

You: Ha, good idea.

Stranger: Is it possible that I have chanced upon a real person here?

Stranger: sometimes I think this place is a front for Cleverbot

You: I should like to think so...

Stranger: I will take that upon face value and proceed with that assumption

Stranger: so, anyway, nice to meet you

You: Good plan..... and as I've said, nice to meet you as well. *virtual handshake*

Stranger: *high five*

Stranger: Whoops

Stranger: *handshake*

You: That was an awkward greeting...

Stranger: Just glad to find another human

Stranger: more of a success than a greeting really

You: The feeling is mutual, and true that.

Stranger: I'm in VA...you?

You: Would you murder me if I asked what VA was? Google says United States Department of Veterans Affairs..

Stranger: Virginia

You: Oh, well that makes way more sense.

Stranger: which tells me you're not from the USA

You: Well I am, I'm just a complete failure at the whole state abbreviation thing..

You: I'm from California

Stranger: OK

Stranger: and not Oklahoma

Stranger: I can see the confusion on your part

You: A bit..

Stranger: since we do have two states that start with "V"

You: You are a smarticle particle, aren't you?

Stranger: Then you can throw in the Virgin Island possession and mix it all up

You: It's a lot to handle..

Stranger: Maybe you could start a petition

Stranger: to streamling things down from the 50 states

Stranger: down to something like 10

Stranger: easier to remember

You: I should! That would be amazing! I possibly wouldn't be as much of a failure

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