You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hy
You: HAY GURL HAY
Stranger: ya so what ya doin
You: chilling relaxing, acting all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of the school
You: when a couple of guys.. who were up to no good!
Stranger: really enough will smith
Stranger: startin making trouble in my neighborhood
You: started making trouble in the neighborhood..
You: OMG I LOVE YOU.
You: K?
You: K.
Stranger: got in one little fight and my mom got scared
Stranger: she said ur goin with uncle and auntie in bel air
You: asdfghjkl; our wedding date is on March 17th.
Stranger: masffghjkl?
You: i spasmed on the keyboard... oops.
Stranger: aww
Stranger: so sweet
You: :)
You: i try... i try.
Stranger: lol
You: so.... whats yo' name?
Stranger: ima....
Stranger: ....
Stranger: uh
Stranger: m
Stranger: srry
You: George?
Stranger: dont kill me
You: having troubles there, Georgie-boy?
Stranger: evan
You: Evan? Cool name brosky
Stranger: ya
You: I'm Kat. Like the animal.
You: MEAW.
You: MEOW*
Stranger: kat i like it........ i guess
You: i guess? da fuq does 'i guess' mean?
Stranger: i do
You: YOU JUDGIN THE NAME MAH MOMMA AND POPPY GAVE ME
You: YOU LITTLE FUCK
Stranger: srry dont kill me:(
You: *TAKES OUT KNIFE AND STABS YOU IN THE FACE, HEART, AND PENIS
Stranger: dx
You: dx? IS THAT A GANG SYMBOL BOI?
You: YO RATCHET ASS GANG WILL NOT BE INVITED TO OUR WEDDING
Stranger: i dont even live near u
You: HOW DO YOU KNOW????
You: UNLESS YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE
Stranger: i just know cuz i dont know you
You: DO YOU STALK ME, GEORGIE-BOI?
Stranger: thts a lil to far
You: WHAT'S TOO FAR?
You: THAT I CALLED YOU 'GEORGIE-BOI?'
