You: hay gurl hau
Stranger: hey
You: y
Stranger: wht
You: hay gurl hay
Stranger: im a guy
You: cool story bro. tell it at parties
Stranger: do u get naughty
You: omg yeah!!!!
You: once i chewed gum in class.... and i got caught!!
You: yep.. i know.
You: im cray-cray in the hay-hay
Stranger: i meant slut
You: slut?? thats a little extreme...
Stranger: do u have sex
You: all i did was have some double bubblw
You: e
You: only with your mom
Stranger: dont have one
You: yes u do.. its how you were born.
Stranger: she died
You: Im sorry :/
Stranger: its ok
You: aca-awkward.....
Stranger: do u have face time
Stranger: cause if u do u can see my big dick
You: ewww... boy you nasssty!
Stranger: yes i am
You: i bet you have herpes.
Stranger: do u have x box
Stranger: no i dont
You: if you were a superhero you'd be std boyy!
Stranger: no
You: youd be all, 'safe sex? pfft. nope. imma give you herpessss'
Stranger: no
You: yeppppp. DENIALLLL
Stranger: no
Stranger: do u have x box
You: yep. I BLOW SOME ZOMBITCHES UP WITH THAT SHIT
Stranger: wht yur gamer taf
Stranger: tag
You: i aint playin with yo' herpes
Stranger: i dont have heroes asl
You: the first step is admitting you have a problemm...
Stranger: i dont
You: gawdd... Beck. look at her butt..
You: its just so bigQ
You: she looks like one of those rappers girlfriends
You: i mean.. her butt.
You: its just so.. big..
You: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
You: YOU OTHA BROTHAS CANT DENY
Stranger: are u a female or make
Stranger: male
You: WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YO FACE
You: YOU GET SPRUNG!
You: im a girlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Stranger: ok
